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Today's memes include a personal one and then a dump of character memes.

Thankfully for you, I'm still using the Blood Gulch crew in the memes, otherwise I'd probably have way too much opportunity to scream about YORK/CAROLINA OTP, POOR THETA, POOR WASHINGTON, POOR EVERYONE, YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY, ROOSTER TEETH, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

Ahem.

Moving on to that personal one.

General info

-Name/username: Irk Splee. That's all I feel like saying right now. XD I know I've said my real name before... but today, I'm just Irk.
-Birthday: April 29.
-Current age: 21. I don't feel 21, though... XD
-Nationality: Standard American mutt - I don't feel any real connection to my heritage.
-Current residence: Middle of Nowheresville, Pennsylvania.
-Person I got this meme from: :iconinactiveacct01: sent it to me, but it was on :iconkicsterash:'s profile.

Favourite things

-Favourite sea creature: Dolphins. =3
-Favourite type of vehicle: ...I don't really have one. XD; My ideal car has good safety features, good gas mileage, and a bitchin' sound system. That's all. XD
-Favourite time of day: Night. It's when I get time to myself. And to sleep. XD
-Favourite article of clothing: My favorite shirt is the one I'm wearing now - "I like my digital life so much better than my stupid real life." It's a Simmons quote, but it applies to me so hard. XD
-Favourite period of history: In history classes, I've always been mostly interested in the early 1900s, but we never focused on them beyond the World Wars. I do know the Wars are important, but I like learning about how common people lived in different generations. Much more interesting than memorizing dates and places. XD
-Favourite word: SPLEE! (I have still not given up. I never fully will.)


Wishlist

-A country I'd like to visit: Japan. Holy fuck am I a weeaboo. Ah well who cares
-A talent I don't have but would like to have: I wish I could draw, but I don't have the patience for lessons and I don't have the raw talent to teach myself.
-A subject I wish I could take in school: Creative writing. The one time a creative writing class was available in my high school, I started that school a month into the school year and the class was long full. That and cooking. I want both.
-A fictional thing I wish was real: DRAGONS. That was the answer that was here before, but hey, I agree with it, I'm keeping it. DRAGONS
-Something I want to do before I die: Get a book published. My muse always dies when I'm in the midst of fandom awesomeness, though. Maybe I'll make more progress around Christmas...
-Something I wish had happened in a movie or book: I'd like for Red vs. Blue to show certain things, like North and Theta's final moments and more of the Director's memories. They MIGHT be shown, they might not be... they're probably gonna be depressing as hell, but I still want to see...

If I were...

-If I were an animal, I would be a: KITTY. *ear twitch* I have so many reasons, between fandoms and in-jokes, to pick a cat. XD
-If I were given the opportunity to go into space, I would: Look for friendly aliens and become their best friend. (what)
-If I were to develop a superpower, my superpower would be: Super duper magical girl powers! ...can that please count as one?
-If I were able to use a time machine, I would: I'd turn down that Catholic high school scholarship and try to convince my mom and grandmom that I really do want to go to a free, public high school. I'm not Catholic and I couldn't handle the requirements for the scholarship. That school screwed me up in ways that are still hurting my future progress...
-If I were an actor, my favourite role would be: The slightly-sarcastic but good natured comic relief who does SOME plot-useful things, but doesn't mind being outshined by the main hero.
-If I were able to meet my idol, living or dead, it would be: ...I always realize that I don't really have an idol, and then I feel super-crappy about it. It feels egotistical or something. I dunno.

Music

-A song that makes me happy: BUBBLEGUM. ALL OF IT. THAT IS ITS PURPOSE. I currently have Fun TC's "Yuppie Ah Yeah" on, so. That? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb2lkr…
-A song that makes me sad: Wrong by Depeche Mode. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivfcnp… I am not allowed to listen to this song unless I'm feeling mentally strong. It's a trigger when I'm on the edge.
-A song I can't stop listening to: Right now, it's "On Your Knees" by Jeff Williams & Lamar Hall. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXDzS9… A fucking awesome song about Project Freelancer. I hope the S10 soundtrack has a song that's just as awesome... I'm not liking the samples they've released so far, but it's still only a small chunk, I guess...?
-A song I can't stand: Right now it's Cher Lloyd's "Want You Back". I'm not even going to dignify this with a link. GO AWAY, CHER LLOYD. YOU DUMPED HIM. HE GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND. HE MOVED ON. GET OVER IT AND STOP WHINING INTO THE MICROPHONE.
-A song I like to sing: "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9K… I AM SPEEDSING CHAMPION.
-A song I wish I'd written: I don't wanna take credit for any of the wonderful songs I love. XD

Least favourite things

-Least favourite food: Cottage cheese. Tastes gross, has the consistency of curdled milk, eeeeeegh no
-Least favourite chore to do: Cleaning up poo from mom's dog and bird. *shudder*
-Least interesting outing: ...um, honestly? Most of them. I'm not very outdoorsy. XD I like going for walks with either my headphones or someone to talk to. Any other outing, no thank you.
-Least favourite hairstyle: I have almost no opinion on any sort of hairstyle. XD I just cut mine to my chin and brush it before I leave my house. That is all.
-Least favourite subject at school: History. I think I've had ONE interesting history teacher in my entire school career, and a boring teacher can really kill one's grade. I can't remember information if I'm bored out of my skull!
-Least favourite season: Honestly? Summer. XD I don't even get school break out of it anymore. All I get is heat and misery. ...OK, so I also get Chad and Otakon, but can't I have those things in a nicer climate?

Love it/Hate it

-Internet drama: Hate. All drama - hate.
-Reality TV: Hate. I just can't bring myself to care about any of it. Once I'm living on my own, I'm not even going to bother paying for cable anymore.
-Going to social gatherings/parties: Generally, dislike - I'm OK for a while, but I'm always ready to go long before anyone else I'm with is, and I'm usually the only non-drinker, which can get awkward.
-Canned laughter/laughter tracks on comedy shows: Love it when the show is already totally campy. XD It's annoying when taken seriously, but it can up the camp factor even more on a show that's not even trying in the first place, and at that point, it's great.
-Coffee: Regular coffee, or even regular coffee which just plain cream and sugar, don't really like - I like the smell, not the taste. Flavored cappuccinos, on the other hand, YUM. <3
-Gift wrapping things: ...er, I do like doing it, but I have like no hand-eye coordination, so my efforts usually come out pretty pathetic. XD

And finally

-Do you like to daydream?: Very much so. ^-^ It's the writer in me.
-Where would you like to be in a year's time?: Back in school, finally. I don't know what else beyond that.
-Are you afraid of the dark?: In a familiar place, no. I actually quite like the dark.
-Do you like looking at the sky, night or day?: Eh, not particularly. XD
-Did you enjoy the last movie you watched?: Not counting "I am watching RvB AGAIN, this is what is my life", I went to see Paranorman last month. I liked it a good deal. ^-^
-If you met a version of you from another dimension, let's say a fantastical, crazy dimension, what do you think your other self would be like?: If it's Opposite Me, she'd be loud and social and eager to take risks. The things I WISH I could do, but simply can't.

And then the character memes started. Oh, the character memes.

1. Doc
2. Caboose
3. Sarge
4. Simmons
5. Sister
6. Tucker
7. Tex
8. Donut
9. Grif
10. Church

1.) [3] is in need of advice from [5], what is it?
Sarge needs advice from Sister. ...I can't see Sarge asking advice from ANYONE! Especially not a Blue! "Hey, Blue! Can you let me know the best way to KICK YOUR ASS?" It wouldn't be anything more serious than that.

2.) [1], [2], and [6] all have a crush on [4].
Doc, Caboose, and Tucker all have a crush on Simmons. No they don't.

3.) [8] is working as a waiter/waitress and just spilt coffee over [2].
Donut is working as a super fancy waiter and he spills coffee on Caboose. Donut apologizes profusely, Caboose forgives him instantly, the situation is immediately forgotten and Caboose still gives a good tip. ^-^

4.) [10] accidentally sent an e-mail to [7] saying their inner darkest secret.
Church tells Tex his inner darkest secret. I'll set this back on Earth, and it wasn't an accident - Church and Tex are simply having a personal conversation as couples tend to do. Or maybe they're just friends right now, and Leonard takes this opportunity to admit to Allison that he really likes strong girls with a temper and that he'd really like to be in a relationship with her? OK, yes, this. I like this. <3

5.) [9] is throwing a party and only invites odd numbers. How does the party turn out?
Grif throws a party and invites Doc, Sarge, Sister, and Tex. Grif just sets out junk food and leaves everyone else to their own devices. Tex very shortly decides that this party sucks and leaves. Sister brings in drugs and flirts with Doc, both of which make him INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. Sarge just hangs around to make threats on the Grif siblings' lives.

6.) [4] is locked in a closet with [6] at a party, what happens?
Simmons is locked in a closet with Tucker. Both bitch about how they aren't with a woman - Tucker having done so many times before, Simmons having only daydreamed about such a thing. They just stick to their own side of the closet and pout Sister, who put them in there for the sake of yaoi fangirlism, finally lets them out, disappointed that she didn't hear anything fun.

7.) [2] just caught [3] stealing cookies from the cookie jar.
Caboose catches Sarge stealing cookies from the cookie jar.
Caboose: NO NOT MY COOKIES ;A;
Sarge: Well, Grif ate all our food, and we need SOMETHING! Is this really all you Blues got?!
Caboose: Yeah... food drops don't come very often. I think they forget about us sometimes.

8.) [8] cranked up the music really loud at night and woke up [9]. What music is it and what happens next?
Donut blares Broadway music in the middle of the night and wakes up Grif. Grif is sadly used to this - he knows Donut won't listen when asked to turn it off, so he just hides under his pillow.

Alternate answer - Donut is blaring his theme song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1cdrm… Grif, woken up and unable to get back to sleep with it blaring, just supplies his dialogue.
Grif: Huh. So you really grew up on a farm in Iowa.
Donut: Yep! You spend a lot of time thinking when you're on the farm! And then a lot of time repressing those thoughts!

9.) [7] and [1] are both at the bus stop together and it's raining. What kind of conversation would they start?
Doc and Tex are at a bus stop. It's raining.
Doc: Wow... lousy weather, huh?
Tex: Hm.
Doc: ...so, how about O'Malley? Crazy times! I'm glad he's gone. He was rough on you, too, wasn't he?
Tex: Hm.
Doc: ...OK... *silence*
Tex: *silence*

10.) [10] is hitchhiking by a road until [5] accompanied with [1] drive by, will they pick him/her up, or will 10 steal their car and leave them stranded instead?
Church is hitchhiking, Doc and Sister drive by. Sister is driving, Doc is unwillingly being dragged along by her crazy stalkerness. XD Church doesn't want anything to do with EITHER of them, so yeah, he boots them and drives off. Leaving Doc stranded alone with Sister and her crazy. Oh dear.

11.) [9], [7], and [4] all run into each other after coming out from the same romance movie at the movie theater, what are their reactions?
Grif, Tex, and Simmons all went to see the same romance movie.
Grif: Meh, I just thought the lead was hot.
Simmons: Why can't I have a relationship like that?
Grif: Because you're a NERD.
Tex: Stupid optimistic trash...
Grif: Yeah, it's not a romantic relationship for you unless you're chopping your boyfriend in the head, huh, Tex?
Tex: Excuse me?
Grif: *squeak* I'll be quiet now.

12.) [5] and [10] are forced to sing a duet song at karaoke. What is their reaction and are they at all good?
Sister and Church have to sing a duet at karaoke. Sister is SUPER DUPER EXCITED, Church is... less so. XD Neither are very good - Sister screeches all her lines, while Church is more reading the lyrics in rhythm than actually singing.

13.) [6] and [8] have the same ticket for a seat at a football game, what do they do about it and who gets the seat?
Tucker and Donut both have the same ticket for a seat at a football game. Tucker gives it up without much fight, since he doesn't strike me as the sort of person who'd be into sports.

...Donut doesn't either, but he'd have... OTHER reasons to want to watch a bunch of burly men tackling each other.

14.) [3] gets to choose anyone from 1 to 10 to dance with at the prom, who would it be and what would their and everyone else's reaction be?
Sarge has to choose someone to dance with at the prom.
Sarge: Hm... Grif! Get over here!
Grif: Wait, WHAT?
*general murmurings of confusion, why does Sarge want to dance with Grif*
Sarge: If you get over here in close range, then I can shoot ya point-blank!
Grif: ...oh. OK. *eff that, leaves*

15.) Everyone is celebrating New Year's Eve, what are they all doing?
Sister and Tucker are getting drunk and possibly high. They later go to make out in a closet. Doc and Donut are happily discussing new year's resolutions. Sarge is attempting to start up the Resolvathon again ("Best resolution wins, and the losing team actually has to do their resolutions!"), but no one's interested - Simmons is actively trying to steer him away from the idea, everyone else just ignores him. Grif is resolving to try more snack cakes and sleep an extra hour each day. Caboose is happily waiting and cheering for the ball drop and fireworks and the banging of pans. Tex and Church both agree this is boring and head off together for... who knows what.

16.) What is everyone's reaction now that this quiz is over?
SHEER RELIEF. AS USUAL. Though this wasn't AS painful as it normally is.

I have one more meme in the backlog and then a whole blog full of 'em - I'll do more later.
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