RvB meme. Mmhm.

I'm super into Red vs. Blue at the moment - I usually am whenever the season is in full swing and awesome plot things are happening - so I tracked down a character meme and will now do it. AWESOME. ...and it's a 12 character one, so I'll be using the old list involving Washington and Lopez. Great. XD

1. Doc
2. Lopez
3. Caboose
4. Sarge
5. Washington
6. Simmons
7. Sister
8. Tucker
9. Tex
10. Donut
11. Grif
12. Church


1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Tucker is involved with both Sister and Sarge, Sister and Sarge find out. Sister isn't bothered by the cheating aspect - that's par for the course from Tucker, really - but why SARGE? ...that's not just Sister asking that, I'm asking it myself. WHY SARGE?! XD

2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in love with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] or stay with [2]?
Lopez and Washington are saying their vows, Grif tries to stop the wedding.
...Wash I think you are having some really freaky hallucinations.

3. [7]has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Sister has a phobia of Doc. If anything, that's the other way around! XD Maybe Sister is horrified by the idea of a man who resists her charms?

4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Tex and Church are having a movie marathon night. (Why did I d'aw?) Tex picks a gory, intense action video. Church could have done with a bit less blood, but he enjoys it. In turn, Church picks a complex sci-fi film. Tex is OK with it, though it's a bit too slowly paced for her tastes.

5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Donut is in an unhappy relationship with Sarge and should be with Lopez instead.
No. Some questions, I've just got NOTHING for. I can deal with some odd ships, but some stuff is way too out there even for me. XD

6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Caboose is pregnant with Tex's baby. Washington is wondering what the FUCK is wrong with Blue Team and what the hell Tex has gotten herself into. The whole thing is probably a set-up from Command to text the Blues' reactions and get some shits and giggles in the process.

7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Caboose handles commitment very well. Once he decides to become loyal to someone, that loyalty can never be broken. Much to Church's irritation.

8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Church suffers from a mental disorder. ...multiple personality disorder is canon here - Alpha Church had it purposely induced by torture (not that he remembers, it works differently for AI), and Epsilon Church does sometimes turn into Delta for a bit. So, yeah. The history of Alpha is not a pretty one.

9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating or does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
Doc sees Sarge with Tucker, knowing that Tucker is involved with Simmons. Does Doc tell?
Doc: I... what... I don't even want to get involved. This really isn't my business... *flee*

10. [11] is set up by [10], on a blind date with [7]. Does the date go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the date has ended?
Donut sets Grif and Sister up on an outing together - not as a romantic date, but for a bonding of siblings. Donut is big on that touchy feely stuff. The two hang out and talk about aspects of their lives that don't involve Grif being shot at or Sister being a drug abuser and easy, and things go quite nicely. The Grif siblings really do care about each other. =3 Grif is very thankful to Donut for setting this up, since he hasn't been able to spend time with his sister ever since he got drafted.

11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Lopez and Caboose have been dating for a year. ...no. I think I do this because I want to see what freaky pairings I get, not because I want to seriously analyze them!

12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Tex wants to break up with Washington. ...I've seen Tex/Wash quite a few times. Tex won't be so nice about it - she just gives a terse "it's over, now leave me alone" and that's it. Heartbroken and confused, Wash has a one night stand with Cabo - I'm stopping right there, no.

13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Church and Grif get married, Grif dies first. Probably from attempting to live off fried chicken and Oreos. ...Church already reacted horribly to Tex's death - losing yet another loved one (ignoring that this loved one is GRIF) would probably put him in a depressed coma...

14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
One thing Sister could change about her life... she didn't want her brother to leave for the army. After their mother left and they never even mention a father, the poor girl was so lonely and she went NUTS... maybe she wouldn't have broken so hard if she had Grif around to curb her destructive tendencies... she never would have been a nun, exactly, but maybe it wouldn't have gotten so bad.

15. If [5] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Wash to Donut.
"Look, just... just stop with the innuendo, all right? It's creepy. It has nothing to do with the fact that you're gay - it's annoying when Tucker does it, too. Just stop."

16. A drunken [8] comes home and finds [1] in bed with [11]. How does [8] react?
A drunken Tucker comes home and finds Doc and Grif together. He attributes this to drunken hallucination and goes to pass out on the kitchen floor.

17. Is a sweet love scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Simmons and Tex? Oh HELL no. XD

18. [7] and [4] are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Sister and Sarge are rivals. Being on opposite teams, Sarge hating Sister for being a Grif, and Sister hating Sarge for being old.

19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Doc and Church? No just no. XD

20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] or [5]?
Sarge is now a woman and can choose between Simmons or Washington.
...Simmons votes for himself. 8D *IS SHOT*

21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] or [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Sister needs to be stuck on an island with Lopez or Caboose. She votes Caboose, since he's human and therefore... useful. Caboose is horrified and spends the whole time hiding from her - he doesn't know WHAT she plans on doing with him, but it just can't be good.

22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Doc and Lopez are involved when zombie-Grif shows up on the scene. Doc's reaction... "OH DEAR GOD ZOMBIE"

23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Tex can live with Caboose or Simmons. She votes for the not-Caboose. She wouldn't exactly LIKE Simmons, but at least Simmons will probably leave her alone. Caboose is too chatty and to liable to set the house on fire.

24. [7] falls in love with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Sister falls in love with Tucker (lust, but yeah), Tucker is using her to get close to Lopez. ...this makes a negative amount of sense. XD

I'm picking a platonic meme next time. XD