A New Fandom Appears, Vol. 2

Well, I'm still hyper - must be December, because December makes me happy - so I'm gonna do another TD meme thing. Best way to let out some creative energy without writing something totally stupid! Yahoo!

1) Izzy
2) Leshawna
3) Mike
4) Owen
5) Sierra
6) Lindsay
7) Cameron
8) Cody
9) Chris
10) Zoey

1) Which would you rather choose, 6/3 or 6/10?
Lindsay/Mike or Lindsay/Zoey. No. Mike/Zoey and Lindsay/Tyler. Hmph.

2) Do you think 7/2 will ever happen?
Cameron/Leshawna? Nah. Leshawna would almost certainly like him as a friend and I'd like to see them have a season together, but a relationship? Even if Harold wasn't in the picture, I'll pass. XD

3) Have you ever read or written 4/5?
Owen/Sierra. Out of curiosity, I looked that up on FFNet, and it doesn't exist. If a pairing doesn't exist in TOTAL DRAMA fandom, then you KNOW it's crack! And besides, Owen/Izzy and Sierra's-obsessed-with-Cody-while-Cody-likes-her-as-a-friend-but-as-a-FRIEND-so-please-STOP. XD

4) 9 and 1 are getting married. How does 8 react?
Chris and Izzy are getting married. Concerned, Cody calls the authorities. In reality, Izzy probably strong armed Chris into a tux and put on a wedding dress herself for reasons that only make sense in her mind, and the whole thing is over with by the time the police arrive, making poor Cody look like a fool.

5) Write a plot for a 2/10 fic.
Leshawna/Zoey. ...hm, I don't even have nonsense for this. Maybe if they had a season together I could think of even a cracky reason, but for now, I've got nothin'.

6) How would 9 announce to 7 he/she's pregnant, and what would 7 do/say?
Chris announces to Cameron that he's pregnant.
Cameron: I don't need to be a biology major to know that that's physically impossible...
Chris: Oh, fine, ruin all the fun, bubble boy. *takes off the pregnancy costume padding he's wearing and tosses it at Cameron, knocking him over* Here, I've got one for all of you! They're for the next challenge. Owen, don't think you'll need one. You're big enough anyway.
Owen: Hey!

7) Does the pairing 1/2 exist? How about 3/5?
Izzy/Leshawna. Never seen it, don't really want to. Mike/Sierra. Well, they're both insane in different definitions of the word! I can see Mike being super unsettled by Sierra. Especially as she tries to bring out his personalities, utterly fascinated by it and oblivious to Mike's discomfort about the situation.

8) Pretend you're writing a story with this plot: "8 and 2 are about to get married when suddenly 3 admits their feelings for 2. 2 decides to leave 8 and gets married with 3. 8, inconsolable, has an unhappy threesome with 10 and 6 and in the end, finally realizes their true love is and has always been 5." Would anyone read this?
OK... Cody and Leshawna are about to get married, Mike admits his feelings for Leshawna. Leshawna leaves Cody for Mike. Unhappy, Cody has a threesome with Zoey and Lindsay before realizing his true love is Sierra.

Since the end pair is Cody/Sierra and the rest is crack, I'm betting this is a fanfiction written by Sierra. Cody is scared.

9) Is 6/7 okay with you or do you wish to kill it with fire?
Lindsay/Cameron. The biology/psychology expert and the dumb blonde. No WAY would that work. XD

10) 4 takes 2 out on a romantic dinner, and 1 comes and ruins it. Write about that.
Owen takes Leshawna out to dinner, Izzy ruins it. Izzy is insanely ticked off at Owen for taking another girl out to dinner, while Owen hastily defends himself - it's not like that! They're just friends, he just wanted to hang out, and of course anything Owen wants to do is going to involve food! Izzy is satisfied with this answer, but she ends up inserting herself into the group and dominating the conversation with her nonsense. Owen sighs in resignation - he does love Izzy, but she's difficult to keep up with. Should he feel guilty for wanting a night away from her every once in a while?

11) Who would 7 rather get together with? 10 or 3?
Cameron with Zoey or Mike? Aw, come on, they're both his friends! He wouldn't do that! He knows that they're happy together, he's happy for them, he'd never want to get in the way of that. =3

12) Would 9 and 1 make a good couple?
Chris/Izzy. Izzy would be totally uncaring about the illegality of this. XD Still, no.

13) Listening to the song "You Belong With Me", write a story for a love triangle with 10/2/8.
Love triangle with Leshawna, Zoey, and Cody. Nah, Cody doesn't butt into stable relationships and Leshawna did turn him down fairly quickly.

14) Is there such thing as 6/1 or does not compute?
Lindsay/Izzy. Not really computing. XD Like I said last time, Izzy is way too confusing for Lindsay to keep up with, even as friends.

15) Would you read/write a 6/3/10 or is it such a bad idea that you want to kill me right now?
Lindsay/Mike/Zoey. Hm... can I write a Mike/Zoey where Lindsay hangs out on the sidelines and finds it adorable and cheers them on? (Come on stop asking me to break up Mike and Zoey, it's rude)

16) Is 2/9 canon? If it's not, how would you feel if it was?
Leshawna/Chris. ILLEGAL, ILLEGAL, NO, NO

17) 3 finds 4 lying on the ground, bleeding and unconscious. Write about that.
Mike finds Owen bleeding and unconscious. Mike panics and refuses to just leave him there, but Owen's a big guy and can't exactly be carried to help. Mike runs off to find help and Owen is given the medical attention he needs. He wakes up shortly and requests pizza.

18) Everyone is against 6/1 and want every of its shippers to rot in hell. Y/N?
Lindsay/Izzy. It's not so much "rot in hell" as it is "I don't get it".

19) 9 walks in on 5 and 3 making out. What does he/she do? Write about that.
Chris walks in on Mike and Sierra making out.

Chris: Oh-ho-ho! DRAMA! Wait until Zoey finds out about THIS!
Mike: O.O What the- where am I- what- *sees Sierra so close to him, screams and jumps back* Oh god, did I switch? Who did I switch to? What did I do?!
Sierra: I think you were calling yourself Vito... we don't have to tell Zoey or Cody about this, OK? -_^
Mike: ...Zoey will understand... I'm sure she will... she knows it wasn't really me... *backs off while Chris LAUGHS*

And Zoey isn't exactly HAPPY about this, but she doesn't really fault Mike and they continue working on keeping Vito in check. Cody finds out but doesn't really care. All ends as well as it could.

20) Rant about the idea of 6 and 9 getting together.
Lindsay/Chris. MOTHER OF GOD, IS IT JUST ME OR DO THESE PAIRS KEEP SLOTTING IN CHRIS? NO! NO, OK?! NO NO NO! I KNOW SOME PEOPLE SHIP CHRIS WITH THE CONTESTANTS AND I'VE SEEN LINDSAY/CHRIS BUT NO JUST NO JUST NO NO NO NO NO! *ahem*

OK I'm done.