Doing two because BOREDOM. And sickness, so I need a distraction. XD
1) Izzy
2) Leshawna
3) Mike
4) Owen
5) Sierra
6) Lindsay
7) Cameron
8) Cody
9) Chris
10) Zoey
[1] Out of all ten characters listed, which one is the most intelligent? Who is the dumbest?
Cameron's definitely the most intelligent. After spending 16 years of your life doing nothing "but read and sigh a lot", you're bound to pick up a lot of knowledge. He's no social dummy, either - he was able to play the social game, too. That's how Jo went down. Cameron wouldn't have been able to win the season if he was lacking in any of the intelligences!
Dumbest... oh, Lindsay. XD Owen has his moments where a spark goes on in his head, Izzy and Sierra are just INSANE, but Lindsay? She's the most actively dumb, fitting every stereotype of the blonde cheerleader that you can imagine. XD She's still a sweetheart, though. Sweet hearted dummies are the best.
[2] What is the worst crime (9) has ever committed?
Chris. Oh good Lord... with all the abuse and near-death situations he puts these kids through, Total Drama would have been cancelled in-universe after two episodes if anyone seemed to care. I think Chris has paid off a LOT of lawyers... only legal trouble he ever ran into on screen was when he was arrested for turning Wawanakwa into a toxic waste dump, but I'm sure he'll be back in time for season 5.
[3] (1) and (4) must fix a dinner together. How do they cooperate in the kitchen? What kind of food do they fix, if any at all?
Izzy and Owen cooking together. Aw, I think this is one of the absolute best matches I could have gotten! A ship where one member loves food? Yes. XD ...not sure I trust a pyro like Izzy near a stove, though.
Owen's mostly in charge here, occasionally asking Izzy for help with things that don't involve knives or fire. He makes fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and cupcakes! That's a perfect Owen meal! The two enjoy it together. ^-^
[4] What channel (Disney, Discovery, National Geographic, et cetera) does (5) watch the most?
What channel does Sierra watch the most? *LAUGHTER* What channel does Total Drama come on in-universe? Because that.
No other option.
[5] (7) and (3) are walking down a street at night when they hear (2) cry for help. What does (2) need help with, and will (7) and/or (3) help him?
Cameron and Mike are walking at night when Leshawna cries for help. One of the various bears or yetis or something that always seem to follow the cast everywhere is going after her. Cameron and Mike may not have met Leshawna in show yet, but I can see them getting along with her, so of course they're gonna help her out of there. (Anyone have a spare fedora for Mike? Manitoba Smith would come in handy here. XD)
[6] Does (8) keep a clean room?
Does Cody keep a clean room? I imagine it being disturbingly, OCD-style clean for some reason. XD I don't know why, since nothing about his character really suggests one way or another.
[7] (5) and (10) run a country together – what state is the country in, and how is it run?
Sierra and Zoey run a country together. Chrisopolis, dedicated entirely to the worship of Chris! They had to design a country for a challenge. Normally, neither of them would actually dedicate a whole country to Chris (Sierra might have in the past, but not after she discovered what an asshole he is), but when you're given creative challenges on this show, you can make it easier on yourself by dedicating your work to how awesome Chris is. He always gives good points for that.
[8] (6) may have possibly come into contact with a deadly disease, so he's being quarantined. They're allowed to bring something along with them – a book or video game - to keep them entertained. What would (6) bring?
Lindsay is being quarantined. I'm assuming it doesn't HAVE to be a book or game, because she doesn't strike me as a gamer and I'm not sure she knows how to read.
She brings her makeup bag.
[9] (8) is kidnapped by (2) and forced to play a game of Scrabble or die – and if (8) loses, (2) will kill him. Who is likely to win the game of Scrabble, and if (8) loses, how does (2) kill him?
Leshawna kidnaps Cody and forces him to play Scrabble. ...um, huh? XD C'mon, why does death have to be involved? They're just playing for fun. Cody wins, but it's close and they both have a good time.
[10] What is (4)'s favorite time of day?
Zoey strikes me as a night person. That's when she can go to see independent concerts and film screenings, or just take a walk and stargaze. Zoey's a loner - it's not by choice, but she is. Loners usually do better in the night.
[11] (10), (9), and (3) get snowed in while at a cabin in the mountains. They have one twin bed, two blankets, a few bottles of water, and a little bit of beef jerky. Who gets what? Who suffers the most while they wait out the storm?
Zoey, Mike, and Chris are snowed in a cabin. Mike and Zoey both take the bed, ignoring the protests of a complaining Chris - they are way past caring about him, really. When ZOEY dislikes you, you've screwed something up.
They show a little bit of pity and give him a water bottle, one of the blankets (they don't mind sharing the other with each other) a third of what little jerky they have, but that's about it. Chris is the one who's the most whiny about it, spoiled celebrity that he is - Mike and Zoey are fine, since they have each other. *squishy* Consider it a little bit of revenge against Chris for what he put them through. But soon, they'll be out of this cabin, back on the show, and Chris will end up targeting them for the rest of the season...
[12] If (7) could steal anything – an object, a talent, or trait – from (6), what would it be?
If Cameron could steal anything from Lindsay... hm. Maybe the fact that she's so likeable? It's not that Cam is HATEABLE, it's just that he grew up as a shut-in and doesn't really know how to interact with people. Yeah, he did manage to make friends, but that was all through stuff that happened in the game. He's probably not the kind of guy who can walk up to someone in the hall and just strike up a conversation.
[13] Of all the characters, who has the best hygiene?
While on show, Chris would have the best hygiene, since he's the one who actually has access to a decent bathroom and shower, rather than that nasty communal bathroom the contestants have to share. (Or worse... what on earth did they do for showers while they were on the plane?! Maybe there was one in first class, but man, it must suck to have a lousy streak and not be able to go up there for DAYS...) If they actually have a decent shower available, the most hygienic would be Lindsay, since she's the one who cares most about appearances. The only one who would actually be bad at it would be Owen. XD
[14] (1), (4), and (10) are all staying the night in a haunted house. Who would be scared? Would any of them be skeptical? How does each of them sleep?
Izzy, Owen, and Zoey are staying the night in a haunted house. Izzy's EXCITED! She wanders off to go befriend the ghosts! Owen's a bit worried for her, but he knows she can handle herself and it's safer for both of them if he just waits for her to come back on her own. Zoey is NOT happy - I can't see her taking hauntings particularly well. Izzy is the only one who sleeps well, assuming she sleeps at all rather than spend all night investigating.
[15] What would be the worst possible job (1) could work?
Worst possible job for Izzy - from Izzy's point of view, anything that would require her to sit still, like a desk job. From the world's point of view, something where the lives of others depend on her being CAREFUL, like a doctor. XD
[16] (6), (8), and (9) must compete in a talent show. What do they do for their talent, and who would win?
Lindsay, Cody, and Chris must compete in a talent show. I know there was a talent show episode, but Lindsay and Cody didn't actually do anything in that, did they? So...
Lindsay: Modeling!
Cody: Plays keyboard. He played it in his audition and I think in Drama Brothers, too, that's his instrument, damn it! XD Probably dedicating stuff to Gwen again. She's in the audience, holding her head in her hands and wishing he wouldn't do this.
Chris: Gives some awful speech, probably from one of his older movies. One of those speeches where the delivery makes it sound profound and important, but it really doesn't mean anything. He tried to make "stand there and look pretty" his talent, but he was told he had to do more than that, so he pulled a speech from his ass.
Cody wins. *biased* XD
[17] What is (2)'s biggest pet peeve?
Leshawna's biggest pet peeve? Oh, you do NOT make fun of her weight. She's a big girl and she's proud of that! What, you got a problem with it?
[18] If (5) won the lottery for 25 million dollars, what would he do with the money?
Sierra wins 25 million dollars. Holy crap, that's even more than what's up for grabs on Total Drama! Every last cent goes into opening a Total Drama museum, with as much information as possible on the show's history and every contestant the show has ever had. Some contestants are more pleased with this than others... quite a few are frankly horrified. Chris, Alejandro, and Heather's sections are rather demeaning because she doesn't like them.
[19] What was (10)'s favorite toy growing up?
Zoey's favorite toy growing up? Hm... a dress up doll, maybe? Not because she's into fashion, but because she does like designing clothes - clothes for her own personal tastes, of course, not what she thinks the market would like.
[20] (1) tags three characters belonging to other people to do this meme…! WHO ARE THEY?
Izzy: Hm... Tex! Church! Grif! You three! You hate these, don'tcha?
Grif: YES.
Tex: Ugh.
Church: Who the hell ARE you?
Izzy: C'mon, fill it out!
Grif: NO.
Tex: * middle finger*
Church: Seriously, WHO?
NEXT. This one's shippy. *laughs evilly* ...*cries*
1. Describe the children of #3 and #7? Are they good parents?
Mike's children - I actually do have a headcanon for this! Zoey wants kids, but Mike's not sure... in a normal circumstance, yes, he'd love to raise a child with Zoey, but with his MPD, he's not sure if he can. They finally do decide to have a child and have a son named Derek, but Mike has one condition on it - he doesn't want Derek to know that he and Zoey were once celebrities or that he has MPD. Zoey thinks Mike should tell him these things eventually, but she's not going to pressure him about it... she'll just have her misgivings about it. Things go fine for a while. Derek notices there's something not quite with his dad, since he goes to the doctor a lot and sometimes hides in his room for a few days, not letting anyone else but Zoey in if he lets anyone at all, but never really thinks to question it... until in junior high, his classmates start talking about this old show called Total Drama, which has suddenly become cool again since it's "retro" - it's not in production anymore, Chris McLean has since retired, but reruns are playing again. Derek decides to check it out, and is very shocked to see his parents and learn a lot more about his dad than he ever thought there was to know. He finally confronts his parents about it and asks why they hid this from him, and while there's a bit of sullen "I hate you dad, you lied to me" style stuff from Derek, typical of a teenager, things work out, and Mike actually loses a lot of his stress and anxiety because he doesn't need to worry about keeping secrets anymore. Yeah, it's long winded... but I do really like this idea that's been floating around...
Cameron, I'm less sure about. I don't ship him with anyone on the show, but I'm sure he'll get married eventually and yeah, he'd want kids and he'd be a good daddy. ^-^ He'd definitely be a lot less strict than his own mother and he'd let his kids have a lot more freedom than he ever did.
2. Describe #5 and #1's first kiss.
Sierra and Izzy's first kiss. Again, I'm splitting them and not making it with each other.
Izzy: Probably practically jumped the first guy she kissed - it wasn't Owen - and scared him off. She just smiled and waved goodbye, wrote it off as a success, and didn't really think about it when the guy got a restraining order against her.
Sierra: Cody's actually starting to warm up to her, enough that he's willing to let her kiss him. She's very... enthusiastic about it, enough to make even self-proclaimed ladies' man Cody a little unsettled. XD ...also a little unsettled by how much he likes it.
*kind of becoming a Cody/Sierra shipper if Sierra dials it back a bit and maybe starts some sort of ADD medication, heh*
3. How would #2 react to if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby?
Leshawna finds out that Lindsay is pregnant with Zoey's baby.
Leshawna: Geez, it's amazing what rumors people will spread on these fan forums. That's not even possible!
Fans: Yeah it's not possible but they should totally date because they're hot girls and hot girls should date *drool*
Leshawna: You stop shippin' my girls RIGHT NOW. They are NOT comfortable with this. Especially not Zoey.
Fans: We bet Mike and Tyler would be happy about it, heh heh
Leshawna is protective and is going to be laying a smackdown. XD
4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date?
Cody tries to convince Cameron to go on a date with him.
...I can't even do anything with this. Just more uncomfortable rumors floating around the fandom, I guess? XD
5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon?
Chris and Lindsay go on their honeymoon. Ah... not with each other, I hope. XD And I can't even imagine Chris getting married at all... but if Lindsay went on a honeymoon with Tyler, they'd go to a beach, for beach volleyball and relaxing by the sunset... and for Lindsay to do some shopping on the boardwalk. ^-^ I don't see why Owen would intentionally sabotage it... but by mistake, yeah. He sees them on the beach, doesn't know it's a honeymoon, congratulates them on the wedding, and then butts into the festivities for a few hours. Including eating their food. Lindsay and Tyler aren't exactly comfortable with this, but they're too nice to tell him to leave.
6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 approve?
Lindsay is in love with Izzy, Mike confesses love to Lindsay, Cody has to approve of one.
Sierra: *typing typing, giggle giggle* Hey, Cody, I wrote another fanfic! Wanna see? Who do you think Lindsay should pick?
Cody: *does not approve*
7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
Sierra and Leshawna must pretend to be a married couple as part of a game challenge - hey, it happened in season 3, though Leshawna was out by then and Sierra got Cody. Sierra whines and reaches for Cody, who ended up saddled with Harold. Everyone involved in this challenge (except maybe Cody) is up for a spouse swap here.
8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most?
Zoey moves in with Chris. Chris grumbles about having to share his special suite with one of the teenagers, and Zoey - normally easy-going Zoey who reached the end of her rope with Chris - grumps constantly about being stuck in a cabin with this egomaniac for a day.
Zoey: I thought the prize was to get to stay in your suite ALONE. I am NOT sharing a hot tub with you.
Chris: No, don't. PLEASE. This wasn't even supposed to be the prize!
Zoey: It's what Chef told us.
Chris: CHEF!
Chef: Treat me better and I'll stop doing this to ya, Chris!
9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1?
Owen must prove his love for Izzy. With lots of hugs and cuddles. And invitations to nice restaurants. =3 And putting up with her babbling.
10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight?
Cameron and Owen? No. Next!
11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day?
Leshawna giving a present to Chris for Valentine's Day.
Chris: And make it good, you guys! Best gift giver wins invincibility!
Leshawna: Oh, I'll give you SOMETHIN', you sadistic, egotistical... *grumbles, wanders off to gather materials to build a sculpture or something*
12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end?
Mike and Sierra with a happy ending. Sierra would have to NOT have to be fascinated by Mike's MPD - she'd have to treat it like a part of him that needs management and patience, not a funny quirk to exploit when she's bored. Since Sierra has serious boundary issues, I can't see that happening.
13. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve?
Cody wants to change something about Zoey. It's not for his own good, just some advice on learning to manage her trust - she doesn't have to trust EVERYONE, but that doesn't mean becoming a bitchy lone wolf with no need for anyone, either. Zoey knows that, she knows going crazy like that almost cost her friendship with Cameron... she's just going to need some help. She's never really interacted with people for more than two minutes before joining the show, since she always got brushed off for not being into "tough" things like sports and street gangs. She has no idea how to get people to like her without leaving herself totally emotionally vulnerable.
14. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Leshawna and Cameron are together. Cam's going to need a LOT of protection. XD Thankfully, Leshawna can take it! She's a great older sister type to those who need it, and if you mess with her surrogate siblings, you're gonna REGRET it. Cameron appreciates the help, since all of the intelligence in the world won't make up for him being easily the physically weakest competitor to ever join the show.
13. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9?
First to say "I love you", Izzy or Chris? Izzy says "I love you" to Chris just to get on his nerves. She laughs like a maniac while he slowly backs away from the crazy.
14. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing.
Zoey and Owen's perfect romantic outing. Splitting it again! XD
Zoey: Mike takes her to a nice little cafe where indie bands play on stage while you eat. The food is tasty, healthy, and not too expensive. After that, they go for a walk in the park to enjoy the stars and the moon and to just talk about whatever's on their minds. Then they'll go back home and put in a stupid action movie to unwind with. They cuddle during the movie and fall asleep together on the couch before it's over.
Owen: He and Izzy go to an awesome steakhouse known through all of Ontario for their food. After enjoying a very filling meal, they go out clubbing - not necessarily to get drunk, just to dance and party and have a great time! By the time they get home, they're on the verge of collapsing with exhaustion, but it was a night well spent. ^-^
15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them?
Mike and Cody getting married and need soothing from Zoey. SPLITTING. (Zoey isn't a bridesmaid in Mike's case.
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Mike: Marrying Zoey and is jittery - not just about the wedding, but about the marriage itself. His MPD and anxiety can be managed, but not cured. He's going to be a lot of work for Zoey. Is she sure she wants this for the rest of her life? Zoey gives him a small kiss and hugs him tight, assuring him that she's never wanted more from life than to marry Mike. She's willing to work to make him happy, since she knows he'd do the same for her. This is going to work out. This is a good decision. They'll spend their lives together and they'll be just fine. <3
Cody would probably be jittery, too... who is he marrying, Sierra? Does he really want to do this?
16. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
Lindsay is a secret admirer. She makes a photobook for Tyler with her best pictures, and she also manages to give him a football signed by one of his favorite local players.
Tyler reminds her that she doesn't have to try to impress him, they're already together... but he appreciates it all the same. ^-^
And that's the shipping portion - here's the "how I feel" portion!
1. So what do you like most about #2?
Leshawna - I love her for her "protective older sister" style and her self confidence. She's a real sweetheart when she wants to be, but if you mess with her or her crew? You gonna regret it! Leshawna takes no shit and I love it.
2. If you could do anything to #4, what would it be?
Do something to Owen? Ah, I can give him a big squishy hug.
And a bucket of fried chicken. He's easy to please.
3. Who would you choose between #5 and #7?
Sierra or Cameron? Oh, it's hard, but Sierra. I love Cameron dearly, but Sierra can be my party/fangirl buddy!
4. Out of a ten, how much would you rate #1?
Rating Izzy? Ah, I picked everyone on this list because I can give them a 10. XD Dunno if I can see her ever winning a season of Total Drama, but she's great fun when she's around. I love the nuts!
5. What do you find most attractive about 1?
Something attractive about Izzy? Physically... um, nothing, really. I don't have a crush on her or anything. But I do love to watch her lunacy! And she can sure as hell take care of herself, which is great.
6. If you could go out with #3, what type of date would you go on?
A date with Mike? We're just friends! We can go see a comedy movie. My headcanon for him is that he's always wanted to be an actor who does impressions (it's tied to his MPD, really) and he admires super hammy comedy actors, like Jim Carey and Will Ferrell. We can see one of their movies. ^-^
7. If #8 was a type of season, which season would he/she be?
Cody's a season. The summer! Lounging on the beach and hitting on the ladies! Aiiiiight!
CODY. XD
10. What would the ideal situation be for you for #2 and #4?
For Leshawna and Owen? Friends - not close friends, but still friends - who can both bond over their total lack of care what people think about them. They're big, yeah, but so what? They're proud! They're happy with their lives and that's what matters!
11. Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
I'll take Cameron and Izzy, since with Cameron's brains and Izzy's... Izzy, I'm sure we can find a way off.
12. Marry, shag or kiss - #4, #6, #8?
Owen: ...he can have a hug. XD
Lindsay: So can she.
Cody: ...OK, he's not my FAVORITE of the guys... but marrying wouldn't be bad. XD Sierra would kill me, though.
13. What do you hate most about #7?
Cameron? I'm supposed to hate something about Cameron? Really? XD He's not PERFECT, but at the same time, I can't really pick something to hate, either. He's nice, he's resourceful, he can stick up for himself. He has what it takes to compete in Total Drama. It's how he won, after all!
14. How would you react if you met #3?
Meeting Mike. After making sure he's mentally OK and can deal with a conversation, I'd greet him happily - not OVERLY EXCITED FANGIRL mode, I don't wanna make him uncomfortable, just telling him how I loved watching him on Total Drama and he and Zoey are so cute and I can't wait until he competes in season 5 and I wish him the best of luck and and and! ^-^ I won't bring up his MPD. I'm sure he'd appreciate if I didn't.
15. What would happen if #1 and #2 met?
Izzy and Leshawna have met. I dunno if Leshawna has any more opinion on her than "the girl's INSANE".
16. Have you ever dreamt about #6?
Nope, no Lindsay dreams. Maybe she's appeared in a general Total Drama dream (the sort of dream I have if I watch any show too much in a sitting, really XD), but I don't remember anything specifically concerning her.
17. Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
Out of the list, if I must, Cody. Without taking shipping into account, I... certainly wouldn't MIND Mike, but he and Zoey are meant for each other.
I will never break them apart. Yeah, Sierra would get a little miffed at me, but I don't think Cody minds so much.
18. Cuddle, glomp, or kiss #1, #3, #5?
Izzy: ...I already picked cuddle and glomp, but... I dunno if I want to be within touching range of her, for safety's sake, honestly. XD
Mike: Cuddle and pat him and tell him everything will be OK when he's not feeling well.
Sierra: GLOMP ATTACK XD She probably glomped me first!
19. If you could give anything to #10, what would it be?
Give something to Zoey? Oh, we can share music! She's the type who would like stuff like Shiny Toy Guns, right?
20. Out of all of them - and only use each person once - who would you:
Kick: Chris.
Kiss: ...with the same logic as the prom one, Cody. XD;
Pinch cheek: Cameron, you adorable little thing, you.
Run away with: Zoey. We both live in crap middle of nowhere towns. We can go somewhere else. Where Mike lives, maybe?
Act like an idiot with: Izzy! RUNNING AROUND AND SCREAMING! YEAH!
Cry on: Leshawna, for her easy going big sister nature. She's comforting.
Take to see your parents: Lindsay. She's stupid, but nice and not malicious or anything. She'd be nice to my family and grateful for the hospitality, even if she can't exactly participate in political debate.
Cross-dress with: Hm... Mike, I guess. XD I always wear boys' clothes anyway. Maybe he's in girls' clothes because he's switched to Svetlana and that's just what Svetlana wanted today. Mike will probably be a little uncomfortable when he switches back, poor guy.
Live with for a day: Owen? This is the last slot I'm filling, and I guess he wouldn't be so bad. Might need to hide my food, though. XD
Party with: Sierra! Doesn't have to involve drinking, just dancing and singing and being ridiculous!