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Happy Valentine's Day! I'm not dead, I've just been busy over on Tumblr. XD I've recently moved back over here for the sake of a DA Group, but I've decided I want to start fresh. This account has a lot of memories, but at the same time, there's a lot of stuff I don't want to associate with my current self.

If you'd like to keep up with me, you can follow me at either:

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If you're following me for Catscratch, refollowing me won't have much point, since I'm done with that fandom. Nothing personal, but the well's run dry! But if you're interested in Total Drama, especially Mike and Zoey, or just want to keep up with my immensely boring personal life, I'm over there now. Message me over there if you'd like - this account's dead. I'm not deleting, but once I log out of it, I'm probably not coming back.

See you over there!
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Doing two because BOREDOM. And sickness, so I need a distraction. XD

1) Izzy
2) Leshawna
3) Mike
4) Owen
5) Sierra
6) Lindsay
7) Cameron
8) Cody
9) Chris
10) Zoey

[1] Out of all ten characters listed, which one is the most intelligent? Who is the dumbest?
Cameron's definitely the most intelligent. After spending 16 years of your life doing nothing "but read and sigh a lot", you're bound to pick up a lot of knowledge. He's no social dummy, either - he was able to play the social game, too. That's how Jo went down. Cameron wouldn't have been able to win the season if he was lacking in any of the intelligences!

Dumbest... oh, Lindsay. XD Owen has his moments where a spark goes on in his head, Izzy and Sierra are just INSANE, but Lindsay? She's the most actively dumb, fitting every stereotype of the blonde cheerleader that you can imagine. XD She's still a sweetheart, though. Sweet hearted dummies are the best.

[2] What is the worst crime (9) has ever committed?
Chris. Oh good Lord... with all the abuse and near-death situations he puts these kids through, Total Drama would have been cancelled in-universe after two episodes if anyone seemed to care. I think Chris has paid off a LOT of lawyers... only legal trouble he ever ran into on screen was when he was arrested for turning Wawanakwa into a toxic waste dump, but I'm sure he'll be back in time for season 5.

[3] (1) and (4) must fix a dinner together. How do they cooperate in the kitchen? What kind of food do they fix, if any at all?
Izzy and Owen cooking together. Aw, I think this is one of the absolute best matches I could have gotten! A ship where one member loves food? Yes. XD ...not sure I trust a pyro like Izzy near a stove, though. =P Owen's mostly in charge here, occasionally asking Izzy for help with things that don't involve knives or fire. He makes fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and cupcakes! That's a perfect Owen meal! The two enjoy it together. ^-^

[4] What channel (Disney, Discovery, National Geographic, et cetera) does (5) watch the most?
What channel does Sierra watch the most? *LAUGHTER* What channel does Total Drama come on in-universe? Because that. =P No other option.

[5] (7) and (3) are walking down a street at night when they hear (2) cry for help. What does (2) need help with, and will (7) and/or (3) help him?
Cameron and Mike are walking at night when Leshawna cries for help. One of the various bears or yetis or something that always seem to follow the cast everywhere is going after her. Cameron and Mike may not have met Leshawna in show yet, but I can see them getting along with her, so of course they're gonna help her out of there. (Anyone have a spare fedora for Mike? Manitoba Smith would come in handy here. XD)

[6] Does (8) keep a clean room?
Does Cody keep a clean room? I imagine it being disturbingly, OCD-style clean for some reason. XD I don't know why, since nothing about his character really suggests one way or another.

[7] (5) and (10) run a country together – what state is the country in, and how is it run?
Sierra and Zoey run a country together. Chrisopolis, dedicated entirely to the worship of Chris! They had to design a country for a challenge. Normally, neither of them would actually dedicate a whole country to Chris (Sierra might have in the past, but not after she discovered what an asshole he is), but when you're given creative challenges on this show, you can make it easier on yourself by dedicating your work to how awesome Chris is. He always gives good points for that. =P

[8] (6) may have possibly come into contact with a deadly disease, so he's being quarantined. They're allowed to bring something along with them – a book or video game - to keep them entertained. What would (6) bring?
Lindsay is being quarantined. I'm assuming it doesn't HAVE to be a book or game, because she doesn't strike me as a gamer and I'm not sure she knows how to read. =P She brings her makeup bag.

[9] (8) is kidnapped by (2) and forced to play a game of Scrabble or die – and if (8) loses, (2) will kill him. Who is likely to win the game of Scrabble, and if (8) loses, how does (2) kill him?
Leshawna kidnaps Cody and forces him to play Scrabble. ...um, huh? XD C'mon, why does death have to be involved? They're just playing for fun. Cody wins, but it's close and they both have a good time.

[10] What is (4)'s favorite time of day?
Zoey strikes me as a night person. That's when she can go to see independent concerts and film screenings, or just take a walk and stargaze. Zoey's a loner - it's not by choice, but she is. Loners usually do better in the night.

[11] (10), (9), and (3) get snowed in while at a cabin in the mountains. They have one twin bed, two blankets, a few bottles of water, and a little bit of beef jerky. Who gets what? Who suffers the most while they wait out the storm?
Zoey, Mike, and Chris are snowed in a cabin. Mike and Zoey both take the bed, ignoring the protests of a complaining Chris - they are way past caring about him, really. When ZOEY dislikes you, you've screwed something up. =P They show a little bit of pity and give him a water bottle, one of the blankets (they don't mind sharing the other with each other) a third of what little jerky they have, but that's about it. Chris is the one who's the most whiny about it, spoiled celebrity that he is - Mike and Zoey are fine, since they have each other. *squishy* Consider it a little bit of revenge against Chris for what he put them through. But soon, they'll be out of this cabin, back on the show, and Chris will end up targeting them for the rest of the season...

[12] If (7) could steal anything – an object, a talent, or trait – from (6), what would it be?
If Cameron could steal anything from Lindsay... hm. Maybe the fact that she's so likeable? It's not that Cam is HATEABLE, it's just that he grew up as a shut-in and doesn't really know how to interact with people. Yeah, he did manage to make friends, but that was all through stuff that happened in the game. He's probably not the kind of guy who can walk up to someone in the hall and just strike up a conversation.

[13] Of all the characters, who has the best hygiene?
While on show, Chris would have the best hygiene, since he's the one who actually has access to a decent bathroom and shower, rather than that nasty communal bathroom the contestants have to share. (Or worse... what on earth did they do for showers while they were on the plane?! Maybe there was one in first class, but man, it must suck to have a lousy streak and not be able to go up there for DAYS...) If they actually have a decent shower available, the most hygienic would be Lindsay, since she's the one who cares most about appearances. The only one who would actually be bad at it would be Owen. XD

[14] (1), (4), and (10) are all staying the night in a haunted house. Who would be scared? Would any of them be skeptical? How does each of them sleep?
Izzy, Owen, and Zoey are staying the night in a haunted house. Izzy's EXCITED! She wanders off to go befriend the ghosts! Owen's a bit worried for her, but he knows she can handle herself and it's safer for both of them if he just waits for her to come back on her own. Zoey is NOT happy - I can't see her taking hauntings particularly well. Izzy is the only one who sleeps well, assuming she sleeps at all rather than spend all night investigating.

[15] What would be the worst possible job (1) could work?
Worst possible job for Izzy - from Izzy's point of view, anything that would require her to sit still, like a desk job. From the world's point of view, something where the lives of others depend on her being CAREFUL, like a doctor. XD

[16] (6), (8), and (9) must compete in a talent show. What do they do for their talent, and who would win?
Lindsay, Cody, and Chris must compete in a talent show. I know there was a talent show episode, but Lindsay and Cody didn't actually do anything in that, did they? So...

Lindsay: Modeling!
Cody: Plays keyboard. He played it in his audition and I think in Drama Brothers, too, that's his instrument, damn it! XD Probably dedicating stuff to Gwen again. She's in the audience, holding her head in her hands and wishing he wouldn't do this.
Chris: Gives some awful speech, probably from one of his older movies. One of those speeches where the delivery makes it sound profound and important, but it really doesn't mean anything. He tried to make "stand there and look pretty" his talent, but he was told he had to do more than that, so he pulled a speech from his ass.

Cody wins. *biased* XD

[17] What is (2)'s biggest pet peeve?
Leshawna's biggest pet peeve? Oh, you do NOT make fun of her weight. She's a big girl and she's proud of that! What, you got a problem with it?

[18] If (5) won the lottery for 25 million dollars, what would he do with the money?
Sierra wins 25 million dollars. Holy crap, that's even more than what's up for grabs on Total Drama! Every last cent goes into opening a Total Drama museum, with as much information as possible on the show's history and every contestant the show has ever had. Some contestants are more pleased with this than others... quite a few are frankly horrified. Chris, Alejandro, and Heather's sections are rather demeaning because she doesn't like them. =P

[19] What was (10)'s favorite toy growing up?
Zoey's favorite toy growing up? Hm... a dress up doll, maybe? Not because she's into fashion, but because she does like designing clothes - clothes for her own personal tastes, of course, not what she thinks the market would like.

[20] (1) tags three characters belonging to other people to do this meme…! WHO ARE THEY?
Izzy: Hm... Tex! Church! Grif! You three! You hate these, don'tcha? =D
Grif: YES.
Tex: Ugh.
Church: Who the hell ARE you?
Izzy: C'mon, fill it out!
Grif: NO.
Tex: * middle finger*
Church: Seriously, WHO?

NEXT. This one's shippy. *laughs evilly* ...*cries*

1. Describe the children of #3 and #7? Are they good parents?
Mike's children - I actually do have a headcanon for this! Zoey wants kids, but Mike's not sure... in a normal circumstance, yes, he'd love to raise a child with Zoey, but with his MPD, he's not sure if he can. They finally do decide to have a child and have a son named Derek, but Mike has one condition on it - he doesn't want Derek to know that he and Zoey were once celebrities or that he has MPD. Zoey thinks Mike should tell him these things eventually, but she's not going to pressure him about it... she'll just have her misgivings about it. Things go fine for a while. Derek notices there's something not quite with his dad, since he goes to the doctor a lot and sometimes hides in his room for a few days, not letting anyone else but Zoey in if he lets anyone at all, but never really thinks to question it... until in junior high, his classmates start talking about this old show called Total Drama, which has suddenly become cool again since it's "retro" - it's not in production anymore, Chris McLean has since retired, but reruns are playing again. Derek decides to check it out, and is very shocked to see his parents and learn a lot more about his dad than he ever thought there was to know. He finally confronts his parents about it and asks why they hid this from him, and while there's a bit of sullen "I hate you dad, you lied to me" style stuff from Derek, typical of a teenager, things work out, and Mike actually loses a lot of his stress and anxiety because he doesn't need to worry about keeping secrets anymore. Yeah, it's long winded... but I do really like this idea that's been floating around...

Cameron, I'm less sure about. I don't ship him with anyone on the show, but I'm sure he'll get married eventually and yeah, he'd want kids and he'd be a good daddy. ^-^ He'd definitely be a lot less strict than his own mother and he'd let his kids have a lot more freedom than he ever did.

2. Describe #5 and #1's first kiss.
Sierra and Izzy's first kiss. Again, I'm splitting them and not making it with each other.

Izzy: Probably practically jumped the first guy she kissed - it wasn't Owen - and scared him off. She just smiled and waved goodbye, wrote it off as a success, and didn't really think about it when the guy got a restraining order against her.
Sierra: Cody's actually starting to warm up to her, enough that he's willing to let her kiss him. She's very... enthusiastic about it, enough to make even self-proclaimed ladies' man Cody a little unsettled. XD ...also a little unsettled by how much he likes it. =P *kind of becoming a Cody/Sierra shipper if Sierra dials it back a bit and maybe starts some sort of ADD medication, heh*

3. How would #2 react to if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby?
Leshawna finds out that Lindsay is pregnant with Zoey's baby.

Leshawna: Geez, it's amazing what rumors people will spread on these fan forums. That's not even possible!
Fans: Yeah it's not possible but they should totally date because they're hot girls and hot girls should date *drool*
Leshawna: You stop shippin' my girls RIGHT NOW. They are NOT comfortable with this. Especially not Zoey.
Fans: We bet Mike and Tyler would be happy about it, heh heh

Leshawna is protective and is going to be laying a smackdown. XD

4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date?
Cody tries to convince Cameron to go on a date with him.

...I can't even do anything with this. Just more uncomfortable rumors floating around the fandom, I guess? XD

5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon?
Chris and Lindsay go on their honeymoon. Ah... not with each other, I hope. XD And I can't even imagine Chris getting married at all... but if Lindsay went on a honeymoon with Tyler, they'd go to a beach, for beach volleyball and relaxing by the sunset... and for Lindsay to do some shopping on the boardwalk. ^-^ I don't see why Owen would intentionally sabotage it... but by mistake, yeah. He sees them on the beach, doesn't know it's a honeymoon, congratulates them on the wedding, and then butts into the festivities for a few hours. Including eating their food. Lindsay and Tyler aren't exactly comfortable with this, but they're too nice to tell him to leave.

6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 approve?
Lindsay is in love with Izzy, Mike confesses love to Lindsay, Cody has to approve of one.

Sierra: *typing typing, giggle giggle* Hey, Cody, I wrote another fanfic! Wanna see? Who do you think Lindsay should pick?
Cody: *does not approve*

7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
Sierra and Leshawna must pretend to be a married couple as part of a game challenge - hey, it happened in season 3, though Leshawna was out by then and Sierra got Cody. Sierra whines and reaches for Cody, who ended up saddled with Harold. Everyone involved in this challenge (except maybe Cody) is up for a spouse swap here.

8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most?
Zoey moves in with Chris. Chris grumbles about having to share his special suite with one of the teenagers, and Zoey - normally easy-going Zoey who reached the end of her rope with Chris - grumps constantly about being stuck in a cabin with this egomaniac for a day.

Zoey: I thought the prize was to get to stay in your suite ALONE. I am NOT sharing a hot tub with you.
Chris: No, don't. PLEASE. This wasn't even supposed to be the prize!
Zoey: It's what Chef told us.
Chris: CHEF!
Chef: Treat me better and I'll stop doing this to ya, Chris!

9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1?
Owen must prove his love for Izzy. With lots of hugs and cuddles. And invitations to nice restaurants. =3 And putting up with her babbling.

10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight?
Cameron and Owen? No. Next!

11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day?
Leshawna giving a present to Chris for Valentine's Day.

Chris: And make it good, you guys! Best gift giver wins invincibility!
Leshawna: Oh, I'll give you SOMETHIN', you sadistic, egotistical... *grumbles, wanders off to gather materials to build a sculpture or something*

12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end?
Mike and Sierra with a happy ending. Sierra would have to NOT have to be fascinated by Mike's MPD - she'd have to treat it like a part of him that needs management and patience, not a funny quirk to exploit when she's bored. Since Sierra has serious boundary issues, I can't see that happening.

13. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve?
Cody wants to change something about Zoey. It's not for his own good, just some advice on learning to manage her trust - she doesn't have to trust EVERYONE, but that doesn't mean becoming a bitchy lone wolf with no need for anyone, either. Zoey knows that, she knows going crazy like that almost cost her friendship with Cameron... she's just going to need some help. She's never really interacted with people for more than two minutes before joining the show, since she always got brushed off for not being into "tough" things like sports and street gangs. She has no idea how to get people to like her without leaving herself totally emotionally vulnerable.

14. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Leshawna and Cameron are together. Cam's going to need a LOT of protection. XD Thankfully, Leshawna can take it! She's a great older sister type to those who need it, and if you mess with her surrogate siblings, you're gonna REGRET it. Cameron appreciates the help, since all of the intelligence in the world won't make up for him being easily the physically weakest competitor to ever join the show.

13. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9?
First to say "I love you", Izzy or Chris? Izzy says "I love you" to Chris just to get on his nerves. She laughs like a maniac while he slowly backs away from the crazy.

14. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing.
Zoey and Owen's perfect romantic outing. Splitting it again! XD

Zoey: Mike takes her to a nice little cafe where indie bands play on stage while you eat. The food is tasty, healthy, and not too expensive. After that, they go for a walk in the park to enjoy the stars and the moon and to just talk about whatever's on their minds. Then they'll go back home and put in a stupid action movie to unwind with. They cuddle during the movie and fall asleep together on the couch before it's over.

Owen: He and Izzy go to an awesome steakhouse known through all of Ontario for their food. After enjoying a very filling meal, they go out clubbing - not necessarily to get drunk, just to dance and party and have a great time! By the time they get home, they're on the verge of collapsing with exhaustion, but it was a night well spent. ^-^

15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them?
Mike and Cody getting married and need soothing from Zoey. SPLITTING. (Zoey isn't a bridesmaid in Mike's case. =P)

Mike: Marrying Zoey and is jittery - not just about the wedding, but about the marriage itself. His MPD and anxiety can be managed, but not cured. He's going to be a lot of work for Zoey. Is she sure she wants this for the rest of her life? Zoey gives him a small kiss and hugs him tight, assuring him that she's never wanted more from life than to marry Mike. She's willing to work to make him happy, since she knows he'd do the same for her. This is going to work out. This is a good decision. They'll spend their lives together and they'll be just fine. <3

Cody would probably be jittery, too... who is he marrying, Sierra? Does he really want to do this? =P

16. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
Lindsay is a secret admirer. She makes a photobook for Tyler with her best pictures, and she also manages to give him a football signed by one of his favorite local players.
Tyler reminds her that she doesn't have to try to impress him, they're already together... but he appreciates it all the same. ^-^

And that's the shipping portion - here's the "how I feel" portion!

1. So what do you like most about #2?
Leshawna - I love her for her "protective older sister" style and her self confidence. She's a real sweetheart when she wants to be, but if you mess with her or her crew? You gonna regret it! Leshawna takes no shit and I love it.

2. If you could do anything to #4, what would it be?
Do something to Owen? Ah, I can give him a big squishy hug. =P And a bucket of fried chicken. He's easy to please.

3. Who would you choose between #5 and #7?
Sierra or Cameron? Oh, it's hard, but Sierra. I love Cameron dearly, but Sierra can be my party/fangirl buddy!

4. Out of a ten, how much would you rate #1?
Rating Izzy? Ah, I picked everyone on this list because I can give them a 10. XD Dunno if I can see her ever winning a season of Total Drama, but she's great fun when she's around. I love the nuts!

5. What do you find most attractive about 1?
Something attractive about Izzy? Physically... um, nothing, really. I don't have a crush on her or anything. But I do love to watch her lunacy! And she can sure as hell take care of herself, which is great.

6. If you could go out with #3, what type of date would you go on?
A date with Mike? We're just friends! We can go see a comedy movie. My headcanon for him is that he's always wanted to be an actor who does impressions (it's tied to his MPD, really) and he admires super hammy comedy actors, like Jim Carey and Will Ferrell. We can see one of their movies. ^-^

7. If #8 was a type of season, which season would he/she be?
Cody's a season. The summer! Lounging on the beach and hitting on the ladies! Aiiiiight!

CODY. XD

10. What would the ideal situation be for you for #2 and #4?
For Leshawna and Owen? Friends - not close friends, but still friends - who can both bond over their total lack of care what people think about them. They're big, yeah, but so what? They're proud! They're happy with their lives and that's what matters!

11. Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
I'll take Cameron and Izzy, since with Cameron's brains and Izzy's... Izzy, I'm sure we can find a way off.

12. Marry, shag or kiss - #4, #6, #8?
Owen: ...he can have a hug. XD
Lindsay: So can she.
Cody: ...OK, he's not my FAVORITE of the guys... but marrying wouldn't be bad. XD Sierra would kill me, though.

13. What do you hate most about #7?
Cameron? I'm supposed to hate something about Cameron? Really? XD He's not PERFECT, but at the same time, I can't really pick something to hate, either. He's nice, he's resourceful, he can stick up for himself. He has what it takes to compete in Total Drama. It's how he won, after all!

14. How would you react if you met #3?
Meeting Mike. After making sure he's mentally OK and can deal with a conversation, I'd greet him happily - not OVERLY EXCITED FANGIRL mode, I don't wanna make him uncomfortable, just telling him how I loved watching him on Total Drama and he and Zoey are so cute and I can't wait until he competes in season 5 and I wish him the best of luck and and and! ^-^ I won't bring up his MPD. I'm sure he'd appreciate if I didn't.

15. What would happen if #1 and #2 met?
Izzy and Leshawna have met. I dunno if Leshawna has any more opinion on her than "the girl's INSANE".

16. Have you ever dreamt about #6?
Nope, no Lindsay dreams. Maybe she's appeared in a general Total Drama dream (the sort of dream I have if I watch any show too much in a sitting, really XD), but I don't remember anything specifically concerning her.

17. Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
Out of the list, if I must, Cody. Without taking shipping into account, I... certainly wouldn't MIND Mike, but he and Zoey are meant for each other. =P I will never break them apart. Yeah, Sierra would get a little miffed at me, but I don't think Cody minds so much.

18. Cuddle, glomp, or kiss #1, #3, #5?
Izzy: ...I already picked cuddle and glomp, but... I dunno if I want to be within touching range of her, for safety's sake, honestly. XD
Mike: Cuddle and pat him and tell him everything will be OK when he's not feeling well.
Sierra: GLOMP ATTACK XD She probably glomped me first! =P

19. If you could give anything to #10, what would it be?
Give something to Zoey? Oh, we can share music! She's the type who would like stuff like Shiny Toy Guns, right?

20. Out of all of them - and only use each person once - who would you:


Kick: Chris. =P
Kiss: ...with the same logic as the prom one, Cody. XD;
Pinch cheek: Cameron, you adorable little thing, you. =P
Run away with: Zoey. We both live in crap middle of nowhere towns. We can go somewhere else. Where Mike lives, maybe?
Act like an idiot with: Izzy! RUNNING AROUND AND SCREAMING! YEAH!
Cry on: Leshawna, for her easy going big sister nature. She's comforting.
Take to see your parents: Lindsay. She's stupid, but nice and not malicious or anything. She'd be nice to my family and grateful for the hospitality, even if she can't exactly participate in political debate. =P
Cross-dress with: Hm... Mike, I guess. XD I always wear boys' clothes anyway. Maybe he's in girls' clothes because he's switched to Svetlana and that's just what Svetlana wanted today. Mike will probably be a little uncomfortable when he switches back, poor guy.
Live with for a day: Owen? This is the last slot I'm filling, and I guess he wouldn't be so bad. Might need to hide my food, though. XD
Party with: Sierra! Doesn't have to involve drinking, just dancing and singing and being ridiculous!
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Yeah, might just title these like this now.

I was at my boyfriend's house for a month, so I wasn't doing these - had better things to do. Pokemon Puzzle League marathons! Mario Kart! Mario Party! Kirby's Epic Yarn! Watching Red vs. Blue and My Little Pony! Good times, good times. But now that I'm home again, expect these to come flying fast. Especially since I'm working on that fanfic series and I need all the practice with Mike and Zoey that I can get.

1) Izzy
2) Leshawna
3) Mike
4) Owen
5) Sierra
6) Lindsay
7) Cameron
8) Cody
9) Chris
10) Zoey

1.) [3] is in need of advice from [5], what is it?
Mike wants advice from Sierra.

Mike: Hey, Sierra? Zoey's birthday is coming up... I wanna take her somewhere special. Somewhere really nice - I can use some of the prize money Cam shared with me. You seem to know all the nice spots around here. Which one do you think we should go to?
Sierra: There's a really good place called Hausen's. They do live music a lot. Zoey likes that sort of thing, doesn't she?
Mike: Yeah, that's perfect! I'll take her there! Thanks!
Sierra: And it's a great place to propose, too! You could do that!
Mike: ...we've only been together a couple months and we're still 16, I don't-
Sierra: You guys should totally get married!
Mike: I can't-
Sierra: And have ten kids!
Mike: But I-
Sierra: YOU TWO ARE SO ADORABLE, MARRY HER
Mike: THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP *FLEE*

2.) [1], [2], and [6] all have a crush on [4].
Izzy, Leshawna, and Lindsay all have a crush on Owen.

Izzy: Hey, you two, back off! Big O's MINE!
Leshawna: Whoawhoawhoa, where'd THESE rumors start? Me, with Owen! *laugh* Owen, honey, you're a nice guy, but nah. What, are people puttin' us together 'cuz we're the big ones? Hmph, rude.
Lindsay: I thought Owen was MY boyfriend... Owen's the jock with the headband, right?
Leshawna: You're thinking of Tyler, sweetie.
Lindsay: Oh yeah.

3.) [8] is working as a waiter/waitress and just spilt coffee over [2].
Cody is working as a waiter and spills coffee on Leshawna. He apologizes heavily, but Leshawna's very easy going about accidents, so she brushes it off and it goes forgotten. Yay!

4.) [10] accidentally sent an e-mail to [7] saying their inner darkest secret.
Zoey accidentally emails Cameron her darkest secret. Was probably something that was supposed to go Mike... maybe about her loneliness as a kid, how the friends she made on Total Drama were her first friends EVER in sixteen years? I imagine that does some icky things to one's mind. Cameron wasn't supposed to get that email, but he can sympathize with the whole "didn't know anyone worth talking to for the longest time" thing - hell, in Cam's case, god knows if he knew ANYONE at all - and so they still have a nice, friendly talk about how to deal with soul crushing loneliness. Cam understands it a bit better than Mike would - Mike may have been able to have friends for a short while, before they found out about the MPD. A short while, but it's something. Cam and Zoey had nothing.

5.) [9] is throwing a party and only invites odd numbers. How does the party turn out?
Chris throws a part and invites Izzy, Mike, Sierra, and Cam. Yeah, OK, stick the two crazy chicks in a room with MPD Mike and physically fragile Cam. We'll see how that works out. And considering all the people we're dealing with, I'm guessing this is an industry party for celebrities and those four were the lucky four TD contestants that Chris decided to bring. The industry folk start interrogating Mike about his MPD - he panics and locks himself in a bathroom for the duration of the event. Since Cam was the season 4 winner, most of his questions are about that - how did it feel to win, what did you spend the money on, do you think you can make another win if you appear again - and he's cool with that. He sticks around, answers kindly, everything goes great. Cam's a sweetheart. ^-^ Sierra is THRILLED to be at an industry party. She doesn't just participate in the interviews, she has hyper fangirl shrieks with all the other celebrities she's a fan of and she has the time of her life. Wishes Cody was there, but nothing's perfect, right? Izzy's nowhere to be seen, but no one really questions it and figures she's just off being Izzy. The party's over when she comes running through in a leopard print jungle-girl style dress, having freed the tigers from the film shoot going on next door. Chris was probably counting on something like that, honestly. We all know how Izzy is by now.

6.) [4] is locked in a closet with [6] at a party, what happens?
Owen is locked in a closet with Lindsay at a party.
Lindsay: Ohhhhh. YOU'RE Owen! ...you're not my boyfriend.
Owen: No... no, I'm not. *starts banging on the door* Izzy? Please let us out!
Lindsay: Why is everyone screaming? o.o
Owen: ...did I just hear a tiger?

7.) [2] just caught [3] stealing cookies from the cookie jar.
Leshawna catches Mike stealing cookies from the cookie jar.
Leshawna: Uh, Mike, you haven't been here as long as I have, so let me give you some advice - trying to steal from Chef is NOT a good idea. Best come back out here to the dining hall before he catches ya.
"Mike": You can't tell me what to do! *laughs, shoves the whole cookie in his mouth, and leaps out the window*
Leshawna: ...?

I don't think that was Mike. Of course, Leshawna confronts him about it later and he doesn't remember it at all...

8.) [8] cranked up the music really loud at night and woke up [9]. What music is it and what happens next?
Cody cranks up music really loud in the middle of the night and wakes up Chris. Who probably sleeps pretty far from the contestant cabins, and yet he still hears it. Yikes.
Cody: *is the last guy left on his team, so he has the room to himself - he cranks up his keyboard and starts playing an R&B song dedicated to Gwen*
Chris: *slamming on the door* CODY! I know it's you, you're the only one in there! Turn that off or you're going home!
Sierra: *hears this from her own room on the other side of the cabin* NOOOOOOO

9.) [7] and [1] are both at the bus stop together and it's raining. What kind of conversation would they start?
Cameron and Izzy are both at a bus stop together in the rain. Izzy starts raving about that time she set a vampire on fire. Cameron smiles and nods politely, unsure and what to even SAY. Just let Izzy talk when she's in these moods, it's all you can really do...

10.) [10] is hitchhiking by a road until [5] accompanied with [1] drive by, will they pick him/her up, or will 10 steal their car and leave them stranded instead?
Zoey is hitchhiking, Sierra and Izzy drive by. Well, Sierra's not gonna let a fellow contestant rot in the middle of nowhere, now, is she? Zoey has her reservations about getting in a car with Izzy, but since Sierra's the one behind the wheel, she gets in. They have a nice drive with Sierra and Zoey having a nice conversation about their time on the show and how they'd like to both compete in the same season together someday, all while Izzy babbles about her conspiracy theories. No one listens to Izzy. Izzy does not notice.

11.) [9], [7], and [4] all run into each other after coming out from the same romance movie at the movie theater, what are their reactions?
Chris, Cameron, and Owen all run into each other after seeing the same romance movie. Chris was in the movie, so he strongarmed the cast members into going to see it. Owen and Cameron make vague "yeah, sure, it was good, I liked it" comments - even though it was crap, telling Chris that one of his movies is bad when he hasn't yet officially disowned it is probably a bad idea.

12.) [5] and [10] are forced to sing a duet song at karaoke. What is their reaction and are they at all good?
Sierra and Zoey are forced to sing a duet at karaoke.

THEY SING THIS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRgtvf… Sucker For A Superstar by Aqua! Zoey does the female parts, Cody is convinced by Sierra to do the male parts, and Sierra just dances and laughs and they all have so much fun with it. She knows the song describes her, and she's totally OK with it! No shame in being a groupie! Oh, yes. God, this is a fun one! Normally these memes put the characters through hell, but this sounds like a really good time!

13.) [6] and [8] have the same ticket for a seat at a football game, what do they do about it and who gets the seat?
Lindsay and Cody have the same ticket for a seat at a football game. It's high school football, so:
Lindsay: I'd really like to stay... Tyler's here, I wanna cheer him on...
Cody: Hey, say no more! I'm not even really into football. I just figured I'd come for Tyler, too, but you have a lot more reason for that, don't you? You sit here up front for him, I'll find somewhere in back. ^-^
Lindsay: Thanks! ^-^

(Wow, it is weird going from RvB, where everyone can't STAND each other, to a TD list where a lot of the people I picked would be good friends and have mutual friends from off the list. XD)

14.) [3] gets to choose anyone from 1 to 10 to dance with at the prom, who would it be and what would their and everyone else's reaction be?
Mike gets to choose someone to dance with at prom. ...do you need to ask?
Mike: Hey, Zoey? Would you... like to...
Zoey: Of course, Mike. ^-^

And then they slow dance. Collective AWWWW from the list. And probably a bit of sarcasm from Chris, but we're going to ignore him.

15.) Everyone is celebrating New Year's Eve, what are they all doing?
I'm picturing an outdoor party extravaganza with the whole cast and a whole other assortment of celebrities, but I'm just gonna focus on the ones on the list. Whoo!

Izzy is in charge of fireworks! She loves explosions, so here's a way for her to blow things up without causing property damage! Her fireworks decisions are a little risky, but no damage is done and the end result looks AWESOME.

Leshawna's dancing and having a blast. Poo on everyone who mocks her dancing - she loves doing it, and that's what matters. You keep dancin', Leshawna! And hey, if Harold's here, he certainly approves!

Mike and Zoey aren't really party people. They simply sit off to the side, leaning against each other and enjoying the fireworks. And, of course, they share the traditional midnight kiss. ^-^

Owen stands with Izzy. She's totally focused on the fireworks display, so they don't converse particularly much, but he pays her compliments on the show and she does stop for five seconds for the midnight kiss thing. Occasionally, Owen wanders off to get more snacks from the buffet and bring them back to share them with Izzy.

Sierra is screaming and banging on pots and hugging everyone in the party excitement and taking pictures and BEING SIERRA. 8D

Lindsay is dancing and partying and being flirted with by the guys... but she doesn't even realize she's being flirted with. Tyler's a little jealous, but she'll find her way back to him at some point of the night. All's good.

Cameron's never even BEEN to a party before and has no idea what to do. He does sit with Mike and Zoey and talk with them for a bit, but later decides it's better to leave them alone and simply stargaze. It's OK. He knows how to deal with loneliness, and enjoying space is a lot better than getting pushed around in the crowded dance area. Honestly, he probably wouldn't even be here if not for contractual obligatory appearances. Ah, showbiz.

Cody spends a bit of time talking with Sierra. Maybe he doesn't want a relationship with her, but they did seem to become good friends by the end of her season, so I doubt he HATES her. Sierra's been slowly learning to cool it and recognize when Cody's uncomfortable with her attention - she's still not perfect and she has her slip-ups during the party, but on the whole, they have a good time together. ^-^ Though Sierra does have to grit her teeth and remind herself not to butt in when Cody takes the opportunity to flirt with an uninterested Gwen. Who is here with Duncan. Who is not happy about Cody right now. Cool it, Cody.

Chris is probably drunk. XD What fun is it hanging with these kids when he can't make them jump through a few hoops? Well, if they're not on the show and he doesn't have an excuse to put them through ridiculous challenges, then whatever. Where's the beer and the legal women?
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Well, I'm still hyper - must be December, because December makes me happy - so I'm gonna do another TD meme thing. Best way to let out some creative energy without writing something totally stupid! Yahoo!

1) Izzy
2) Leshawna
3) Mike
4) Owen
5) Sierra
6) Lindsay
7) Cameron
8) Cody
9) Chris
10) Zoey

1) Which would you rather choose, 6/3 or 6/10?
Lindsay/Mike or Lindsay/Zoey. No. Mike/Zoey and Lindsay/Tyler. Hmph. =P

2) Do you think 7/2 will ever happen?
Cameron/Leshawna? Nah. Leshawna would almost certainly like him as a friend and I'd like to see them have a season together, but a relationship? Even if Harold wasn't in the picture, I'll pass. XD

3) Have you ever read or written 4/5?
Owen/Sierra. Out of curiosity, I looked that up on FFNet, and it doesn't exist. If a pairing doesn't exist in TOTAL DRAMA fandom, then you KNOW it's crack! And besides, Owen/Izzy and Sierra's-obsessed-with-Cody-while-Cody-likes-her-as-a-friend-but-as-a-FRIEND-so-please-STOP. XD

4) 9 and 1 are getting married. How does 8 react?
Chris and Izzy are getting married. Concerned, Cody calls the authorities. In reality, Izzy probably strong armed Chris into a tux and put on a wedding dress herself for reasons that only make sense in her mind, and the whole thing is over with by the time the police arrive, making poor Cody look like a fool.

5) Write a plot for a 2/10 fic.
Leshawna/Zoey. ...hm, I don't even have nonsense for this. Maybe if they had a season together I could think of even a cracky reason, but for now, I've got nothin'.

6) How would 9 announce to 7 he/she's pregnant, and what would 7 do/say?
Chris announces to Cameron that he's pregnant.
Cameron: I don't need to be a biology major to know that that's physically impossible...
Chris: Oh, fine, ruin all the fun, bubble boy. *takes off the pregnancy costume padding he's wearing and tosses it at Cameron, knocking him over* Here, I've got one for all of you! They're for the next challenge. Owen, don't think you'll need one. You're big enough anyway.
Owen: Hey!

7) Does the pairing 1/2 exist? How about 3/5?
Izzy/Leshawna. Never seen it, don't really want to. Mike/Sierra. Well, they're both insane in different definitions of the word! =P I can see Mike being super unsettled by Sierra. Especially as she tries to bring out his personalities, utterly fascinated by it and oblivious to Mike's discomfort about the situation.

8) Pretend you're writing a story with this plot: "8 and 2 are about to get married when suddenly 3 admits their feelings for 2. 2 decides to leave 8 and gets married with 3. 8, inconsolable, has an unhappy threesome with 10 and 6 and in the end, finally realizes their true love is and has always been 5." Would anyone read this?
OK... Cody and Leshawna are about to get married, Mike admits his feelings for Leshawna. Leshawna leaves Cody for Mike. Unhappy, Cody has a threesome with Zoey and Lindsay before realizing his true love is Sierra.

Since the end pair is Cody/Sierra and the rest is crack, I'm betting this is a fanfiction written by Sierra. =P Cody is scared.

9) Is 6/7 okay with you or do you wish to kill it with fire?
Lindsay/Cameron. The biology/psychology expert and the dumb blonde. No WAY would that work. XD

10) 4 takes 2 out on a romantic dinner, and 1 comes and ruins it. Write about that.
Owen takes Leshawna out to dinner, Izzy ruins it. Izzy is insanely ticked off at Owen for taking another girl out to dinner, while Owen hastily defends himself - it's not like that! They're just friends, he just wanted to hang out, and of course anything Owen wants to do is going to involve food! Izzy is satisfied with this answer, but she ends up inserting herself into the group and dominating the conversation with her nonsense. Owen sighs in resignation - he does love Izzy, but she's difficult to keep up with. Should he feel guilty for wanting a night away from her every once in a while?

11) Who would 7 rather get together with? 10 or 3?
Cameron with Zoey or Mike? Aw, come on, they're both his friends! He wouldn't do that! He knows that they're happy together, he's happy for them, he'd never want to get in the way of that. =3

12) Would 9 and 1 make a good couple?
Chris/Izzy. Izzy would be totally uncaring about the illegality of this. XD Still, no.

13) Listening to the song "You Belong With Me", write a story for a love triangle with 10/2/8.
Love triangle with Leshawna, Zoey, and Cody. Nah, Cody doesn't butt into stable relationships and Leshawna did turn him down fairly quickly.

14) Is there such thing as 6/1 or does not compute?
Lindsay/Izzy. Not really computing. XD Like I said last time, Izzy is way too confusing for Lindsay to keep up with, even as friends.

15) Would you read/write a 6/3/10 or is it such a bad idea that you want to kill me right now?
Lindsay/Mike/Zoey. Hm... can I write a Mike/Zoey where Lindsay hangs out on the sidelines and finds it adorable and cheers them on? =P (Come on stop asking me to break up Mike and Zoey, it's rude)

16) Is 2/9 canon? If it's not, how would you feel if it was?
Leshawna/Chris. ILLEGAL, ILLEGAL, NO, NO

17) 3 finds 4 lying on the ground, bleeding and unconscious. Write about that.
Mike finds Owen bleeding and unconscious. Mike panics and refuses to just leave him there, but Owen's a big guy and can't exactly be carried to help. Mike runs off to find help and Owen is given the medical attention he needs. He wakes up shortly and requests pizza. =P

18) Everyone is against 6/1 and want every of its shippers to rot in hell. Y/N?
Lindsay/Izzy. It's not so much "rot in hell" as it is "I don't get it".

19) 9 walks in on 5 and 3 making out. What does he/she do? Write about that.
Chris walks in on Mike and Sierra making out.

Chris: Oh-ho-ho! DRAMA! Wait until Zoey finds out about THIS!
Mike: O.O What the- where am I- what- *sees Sierra so close to him, screams and jumps back* Oh god, did I switch? Who did I switch to? What did I do?!
Sierra: I think you were calling yourself Vito... we don't have to tell Zoey or Cody about this, OK? -_^
Mike: ...Zoey will understand... I'm sure she will... she knows it wasn't really me... *backs off while Chris LAUGHS*

And Zoey isn't exactly HAPPY about this, but she doesn't really fault Mike and they continue working on keeping Vito in check. Cody finds out but doesn't really care. All ends as well as it could.

20) Rant about the idea of 6 and 9 getting together.
Lindsay/Chris. MOTHER OF GOD, IS IT JUST ME OR DO THESE PAIRS KEEP SLOTTING IN CHRIS? NO! NO, OK?! NO NO NO! I KNOW SOME PEOPLE SHIP CHRIS WITH THE CONTESTANTS AND I'VE SEEN LINDSAY/CHRIS BUT NO JUST NO JUST NO NO NO NO NO! *ahem*

OK I'm done.
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I don't know if this'll come as a surprise to anyone, but you know what show I was watching regularly from July to October? I actually spent those months finishing all four seasons of "Total Drama". Not something I ever thought I'd get into, but Chad told me some quotes (mostly from Chris) and I thought it sounded amusing. And amusing it was! I don't really go for much of the drama and shipping and all, and my favorite/least favorite characters can be a bit opposite of the typical opinion, but oh my god the HUMOR. The humor alone kept me going, plus the fact that with a cast of about 40, there's a character type for everybody. So, I picked my five favorite guys and five favorite girls (which was harder than I thought - characters I wish I didn't have to leave off include DJ, Sam, Dawn, and Beth), then stuck them into one of those character lists. And now is the time when I put them through memes! AWESOME. Let's go!

1) Izzy
2) Leshawna
3) Mike
4) Owen
5) Sierra
6) Lindsay
7) Cameron
8) Cody
9) Chris
10) Zoey

1. What if 7 and 4 kissed?
Cameron and Owen kissed. Well, we're off to a great start! I'm not touching this one, because I don't even know.

2. Where would 2 bury a treasure?
Hey, for once I get someone SMART in the 2 slot! Leshawna knows what she's doing. If they had a "hide the object" challenge, she'd take it deep into the woods and hide it just fine.

3. 6 and 10 get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?
Lindsay and Zoey get into a fight. Aw, they're both so nice (Zoey snapping toward the end of her season notwithstanding), what could they be fighting about? XD But if they did, while it would take a while, eventually Lindsay would find just the wrong button to push and trigger Zoey to jump her. CUE SLAPFIGHT?

4. 1 is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5. Do they help 1?
Izzy is kidnapped, ransom is demanded from Sierra. Sierra pays it in a heartbeat - I don't recall her having anything against Izzy, and with Sierra, I take it as default that she loves all the other contestants until stated otherwise. She's a superfan who has been watching these guys from the start! She will NOT let her idols be hurt!

5. Who is stronger? 6 or 8?
Lindsay or Cody? Lindsay. She's not very strong on her own, but love Cody dearly, he's a scrawny little wimp. XD

6. Who is 3's secret love?
Mike? He adores Zoey, no secret about it! <3

7. Can 8 juggle?
Cody? Heh, I just imagined Chris giving a challenge of knife-juggling. =P Cody manages to juggle everything on sheer adrenaline from the fear of what happens if he fails. ...that'd actually be pretty funny and totally fitting of the show. I want to see this. Is that bad?

8. 1 is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?
Izzy is asked on a date by her favorite actor. She squeals and accepts the date, but then starts babbling nonsense about how this'll be more awesome than the time she dated an alien from Squadron 34B and he took her to this cute little cafe on Venus but the mooncakes didn't taste so great and blablabla until said actor rescinds his offer and flees.

10. A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7, 2, and 10 stop it?
Cameron, Leshawna, and Zoey must stop a meteor. Cameron uses his brains to calculate where, when, and how hard the meteor is going to hit, and from there, Leshawna and Zoey launch into action, Zoey using the strength she found during the "Commando Zoey" incident and Leshawna using the strength she's always had. And it is FUCKING AWESOME.

11. Is 9 single?
Is Chris single? Probably, he's a jackass. XD He strikes me as the type of celebrity who has constant one-night-stands with women who know he's an ass but don't care because he's hot.

13. Does 1 wish this TAG was over?
Izzy does NOT wish the tag was over! C'mon, questions! Give her your CRAZIEST! YEAH!

14. 8 and 7 are dancing to the waltz. 2 comes in and sees them dancing. 2's reaction?
Cody and Cameron are dancing the waltz, Leshawna walks in.
Leshawna: What in the world-?
Cody: Dancing challenge tonight... gotta practice. There's less girls than boys this season, so...
Cameron: I've never danced before. My legs hurt. Can we please stop?

15. 9 and 5 go to the movies. What movie do they see?
Chris and Sierra go to the movies. Sierra drags him because an older movie Chris was in has been re-released to theaters, and of course it's awesome because CHRIS was in it, eeee! Unfortunately for Chris, it's an older movie from the start of his career, a time he'd rather forget. He's forced to sit through it anyway.

16. You are attacked by 1, 3, and 9. Can you survive?
Izzy, Mike, and Chris attack me. Izzy is violently insane, Mike's probably switched to Vito if he's being violent toward me, and Chris's part in the attack was making me fight Izzy and Vito as a challenge for ratings purposes. The only reason I don't die is because Chris would have a lot to answer for if a contestant got killed during their time on the show, so he calls them back at the last possible second to give them the win.

17. What is 4's favorite color?
Owen's official bio says beige because it's the color of fried chicken skin. He would. XD

18.Can 7 sing?
Can Cameron sing? Eh, I doubt it. Would like to see him in a musical season to put that to the test, though. XD (I don't know about anyone else, but I actually liked World Tour and the musical aspect, so I hope they do that again with the newer contestants.)

19. A vampire bites 2. 4 sees this, what do they do?
A vampire bites Leshawna, Owen sees this. He's a nice guy and has no grudge against Leshawna, so he attacks the vampire. He probably knows where to find garlic bread, so that is his weapon. =P

20. All the characters get into a battle Royal. Who will win?
Everyone in a battle royale! So, in other words, EVERY EPISODE? XD Of the characters on my list, Owen and Cameron have each won a season, so they both have a pretty good chance.

What would you do if:

1. Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Izzy wakes me up in the middle of the night while wearing a monster costume for the luls. I shriek and beat her off with a pillow, waking up the rest of the cabin in the process.

2. Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
Leshawna asks me out. Hey, what happened to Harold? =P

3. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're there
Mike walks in on me in the bathroom. We both scream, he covers his eyes and runs out, WE NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN.

4. Number 4 cooked you dinner?
Owen cooks me dinner. And since this is Owen, I'm expecting a delicious, fattening spread! Yes please!

5. Number 5 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Sierra is sleeping next to me. I'll leave her be. It's nice and quiet when she's not talking. =P (Though Izzy is probably babbling elsewhere, so I can't win.)

6. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Cody's in the hospital. Probably another show injury. I'd feel bad for him, but like everyone else in the cast, he's recovered from a LOT of the abuse this show doles out. He'll be fine.

7. Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Chris makes fun of the friends I've made amongst the cast because he's an asshole. I shoot him a glare, but nothing more than that. He ignores me and moves on with explaining the next challenge/reward/this round's elimination/whatever.

8. Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Zoey ignores me all the time. I know she's just shy - I totally understand where she's coming from. Either I'll try to muster up the courage to talk to her and make her feel welcome, or maybe I can ask Mike how to make her feel better.

WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?
Serial killers are hunting me down. Izzy... is one of them. But she never meant to hurt me, really, she just thought it'd be funny! And when it turns out the other one really IS a killer, she's having none of that and easily fights him off.

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
I break my leg while on vacation with Leshawna. "Vacation" being "I thought I was signing up for summer camp, not the reality show from hell". She feels sorry for me and is probably concerned that she's next when it comes to this challenge, but there's really nothing she can do while I'm removed from the playing field and sent off for medical help.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Mike gives me a present! He carves me a little trinket to hang around my neck, like he did for Zoey. I wear it for the remainder of the game as a good luck charm. =3

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 do?
I'm stuck in a house that's on fire. Owen finds a fire hose and starts trying to put it out, screaming and babbling like a panicked moron the whole time. =P

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?
I'm about to do something embarrassing. Sierra squeals about how this'll make a great story for her Total Drama fanblog, oblivious to how much I'd rather not do this. Not like it matters whether she posts about it or not, it's probably going to end up on TV anyway.

6. You're about to marry Number 10. What's Number 6's reaction?
I'm about to marry Zoey. Lindsay finds it all rather adorable. (Mike, on the other hand, sits in a corner and cries. 3= I do like Zoey, but it's not worth hurting Mike, since I like him, too. I can't do this.)

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?
I get dumped. Cameron lends me some books to read to help me get my mind off it. ^-^

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 calm you down?
And while I'm pissed, Cody moves in to try to cheer me up... by offering to let me date HIM instead! Huh, huh? ;D I decline his... "generous" offer. He shrugs it off and goes back to chasing Gwen. Was worth a shot, he guesses.

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 support you?
I'm in Total Drama and Chris ain't doing shit to support me. He's putting me through painful, humiliating challenges and laughing during every second of it. XD I do find Chris hilarious but he is a DICK.

RELATIONSHIP PART
1. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of.
Izzy is not all I've ever dreamed of, she's terrifying! And I ship her with Owen! XD

2. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for Number 9. Your reaction?
Leshawna tells me about her deeply hidden love for Chris. No she doesn't. I cannot in good faith ship Chris with any of the contestants. That's a million lawsuits waiting to happen. XD

3. You're dating Number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
I'm dating Mike and I introduce him to my parents. ...you know what, my answer would be the same as if it was Zoey, so for shipping purposes, can I switch it? OK, cool. ZOEY is dating Mike and she introduces him to her parents. Things start off well at first - he's nice and polite and he treats Zoey like gold, so Zoey's parents love him. But unfortunately, his multiple personality disorder is probably going to pop up, and soon sweet Mike will switch to rude, womanizing Vito or sexist Manitoba Smith or grumpy complaining Chester. Zoey grins nervously and tries her best to get Mike back, but her parents are a little wary about this... (In fact, one of my favorite Mike/Zoey fics involved Zoey's parents disapproving of Mike because of his disorder, and his fight to win them over. I'd like to see more of that. It's interesting. Mike dealing with all the possible challenges with his MPD is one of my favorite things about him in fanwork, as mean as that may sound to the poor kid.)

4. Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Owen loves Chris. NOPE

5. Number 6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Lindsay as a player. She's not TRYING to break hearts, she just has the memory of a goldfish and keeps forgetting her boyfriends. =P Tyler how do you put up with her. They're cute when she actually remembers, though. XD

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
I had a haircut and Cameron keeps looking at me. Maybe he likes me, maybe he doesn't? Who knows. I'll probably ignore it, he'll probably never follow up on it, this can be forgotten.

7. Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Cody thinks he'll never get a girlfriend - namely, Gwen. I try to cheer him up, careful not to suggest that he may actually have a chance with Gwen, because she's turned him down enough that I don't think it's gonna work, and besides, she's with Duncan. (Er... not that she seems to have any trouble with cheaters - she's never cheated, but she stayed with Duncan through that whole mess... but still, enh. I don't hate Gwen, but she's not one of my favorites, either, and I just can't bring myself to have a feeling about Cody/Gwen, even before Gwen/Duncan became a thing. Sorry!)

8. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
Zoey confesses her love to me by email.
Zoey: OH GOD, SORRY, I PICKED THE WRONG NAME FROM MY ADDRESS BOOK! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO MIKE!

FRIENDSHIP PART

1. Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?
Izzy and Lindsay as friendship soul mates? Nah. Izzy's lunacy will leave Lindsay even more confused than normal. =P


2. Would Number 2 trust Number 5?
Does Leshawna trust Sierra? She trusts Sierra to not lie or betray her on purpose, but not with any information that's too personal. Anything Sierra ever learns about the other contestants WILL be plastered all over the Internet, not out of malice, but because Sierra loves to show off her knowledge about all things Total Drama. She can't help it.

3. Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 come along?
Mike wants to go shopping. Cameron happily comes along - after 16 years of having every second of his life controlled by his mother, he really wants to go out into the world for a change and buy things because HE wants them, not because his mom thought he should. And besides, he won the million in season 4 and offered to share with his friends, so he'll be grabbing stuff for everyone else, too.

4. Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?
Owen pokes Zoey out of boredom.
Zoey: ...? You need something?
Owen: Nah. Just bored. *pokes*
Zoey: ...OK. *resumes what she was doing, ignoring Owen's boredom pokes*

5. Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Sierra and Izzy go back to school. Sierra takes classes to be a reporter in hopes of getting a job with a celebrity tabloid. Izzy signs up for a class on explosives. Which doesn't exist. But she manages anyway. SOMEHOW. Screw logic she's Izzy.

6. If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Lindsay and Mike cook dinner. ...I don't think I trust Lindsay near anything sharp or hot, for her own sake, so hopefully Mike's doing all the work here. They make a standard dinner. Chicken, potatoes, and veggies or something like that. It's quite tasty!

7. Number 7 and Number 9 apply for a job. What job?
Cameron and Chris apply for jobs. Cameron gets a job as a biology researcher, while Chris is going for another acting role to work on in-between Total Drama seasons.

8. Number 8 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Cody gives Sierra a haircut because Sierra insisted on it. It's awful, but Sierra loves it because CODY TOUCHED HER EEEEEEEEE

9. Number 9 sketches what Number 6's perfect boyfriend/girlfriend should look like.
Chris sketches Tyler for Lindsay, for her own benefit.
Chris: *speaking slowly* Lindsay? You see this sketch? This is TYLER. This is your BOYFRIEND. Since season ONE. He's over THERE. *points*
Lindsay: ...*lightbulb* Ohhhhh! Tyler! That's right! *goes over to him*
Chris: Yeesh... guess you can't have looks and brains after all. Unless you're me. *grin*

10. Number 10 and Number 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Zoey and Cody are blushing as they talk to each other about their respective crushes. Zoey even gives Cody tips on impressing Gwen, oblivious to the fact it's not going to work. It's cute anyway. Aw. And he's not even hitting on her, since when a girl is happy with a guy and he's sure the guy doesn't mean trouble, he backs off. Again, aw.
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