IrkSplee

Well, I didn't think I'd write another Total Drama fic... but then I got the idea for a ten-parter. Great. XD My plan is this – I'm a fan of the band Depeche Mode, and recently I've spent a lot of time listening to their album "Playing The Angel". I can't place why, exactly, but something about the sound of that album reminds me of Mike, even though really, it's a very dark album. Of the album's twelve tracks, I've managed to come up with at least a vague summary for ten of them, so that's what I'm going to do here – ten one-shots about Mike, each inspired by a song on the album. If it matters, yes, this series will go the way of Mike/Zoey e

Olympia the Zangoose Oh, hello, journal! ^-^ You won't believe how things have been going! You know Waffle? I'm pretty sure you do - he's written here before! Well, he's my closest friend. Did you know that? Don't you listen to that Chee, she's a liar. He's MY best friend. But he never pays attention to me... it's really depressing. But have no fear, because I met another girl named Lyane! She said she's REALLY good with boys and can teach me how to make Waffle be my "very special friend!" That's how she put it... I've been talking to Waffle a bit more, smiling him a lot, sometimes even hugging him... ^-^ He never hugs back though. He always

Lyane the Lopunny Hello, love, you can molest me as much as you'd like -_^ So... I suppose it's become a bit of a trend for everyone to start writing in this silly book for everyone to read, so why not give my own thoughts? I know this is public, so I don't mind if the targets of this entry read it. Never write anything you wouldn't want seen, yes? I'll admit that I've grown rather bored here on the ranch. There's just... there's nothing to do, you know? All the guys here are so boring! Either they go for all that monogamy nonsense, like Inuko and Blik (real shame about Blik, he's such a cutie~) or they're like Amir or Waffle and they have

Chee the Scyther Hello, book. Waffle showed you to me just recently and told me what fun it is to write entries. I've decided I'd give it a shot myself. So far, I've been enjoying my time on the ranch. Ever since I hatched, Irk has been taking very good care of me, treating me no differently than the others of high position here. I'm grateful for that; I'm very different from a lot of the others here. I know it. Like my method of speaking; I don't think I sound any different, but everyone else seems to just hear clicking. Even Irk can't understand me. The only one who CAN is Waffle. I don't know why him, of all people. He says he hears the

Waffle the Arcanine Hello, book! I found these books in the shop and they were cheap so I took a couple of Irk's points and I bought one! She won't mind, right? Irk won't mind. Irk is nice. I like Irk. I'm gonna tell you about my day, OK, book? I made a new friend! I like friends! Don't tell the others, but I think she might be my BEST friend. The others like Lotte 'n Katrin 'n Lia are nice and all but Lotte likes fighting too much and Katrin always runs into walls and Lia still keeps trying to sit on me and it's no fun! And I get along with Gordon and Blik a lot but we're more a FAMILY, you know what I mean? What I needed was a good actual

Fandom: Red vs. Blue Ship?: Church/Tex, pre-army Rating: T for swearing. Because it's just not possible to write something with Church and Tex without a few swears here and there. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yellow Rose I stood outside my locker at school, turning the small jewelry box over in my hands, debating with myself on whether or not I should follow through on my plan. This was going to be a terrible idea, I could feel it already. The problem with dating a girl like Allison was that I never had any idea just what I should be doing. All the other g

I haven't written in a while, so I'm going to try something new – a mini-fic collection of sorts. Just short little snippets that are written straight off the top of my head and not planned in advance or overly edited after writing. I recently came across a list of challenge words for just this purpose, and, of course, my head went to "I finally have a way to do RvB fanfic!" For the most part, I tried to focus on the main ten characters I tend to use for memes. Some got a lot of use, some were ignored because I didn't have anything. Whoops. There's also some focus on the soldiers and AIs of Project Freelancer. I tried not to put TOO much

 "All right, Waffle! Ya ready?!" A Spheal had himself perched atop an Arcanine's head and was facing forward, his eyes glittering in anticipation. The two were standing atop a hill on their ranch home. The hill had been entirely covered in snow, to the point where the grass was only just barely visible in some patches. "Aye-aye, Caboose!" the Arcanine said in response to the Spheal. "C'mon, let's count down! 3..." "2..." Caboose continued, bracing himself. "ONE!" the pair yelled in unison. Waffle took a running start until gravity took over, pulling him and Caboose down the snowy hill. Caboose gripped his friend's ears in his flippers

“Ka... Katilda? Really? That's... that's my next opponent? Me and... Katilda?” Gordon continued to sputter at the board, unsure of what to think of this new development. “Perhaps... perhaps this shall be an interesting fight.” Behind him and Kimberly, however, stood Blik, his arms crossed, his eyes narrowed in ice cold fury. He didn't say a word about it; he didn't NEED to. His utterly foul mood was doing quite enough of a job at freezing the atmosphere in the room. “Blik?” Waffle asked in concern. “Blik? You OK? What's wrong?” “Get out,” Blik hissed in reply. “Take Kimberly and your